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An item very similar to a stress ball which is often times squeezed, crushed, or stabbed to release stress
John: "Frick I just failed a test"
Jake: "Here have an Ophious to help you release your stress"
ophious by Chuunibyou January 23, 2019
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Hi my name is Ophirusia
ophirusia by Ophirusia June 8, 2020
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The Oprious 

A group of Jamesists formed in October 2001 by Jacob O'Riley (better known as A120R online) who practice human sacrifice achieved by using various methods of online psychological abuse, putting individuals in a mental cage making them think the only exit is to join them. Oprious groups can be found in Asia, Europe, and South and North America.
Did you hear about the Oprious attack in Cordoba?
Yeah, I sure hope the Oprious doesn't come for us...
The Oprious by [anonymous24889] December 8, 2021

ohiously 

When someone is being a dirty little hoe or slut
It's ohiously you! Jeremy's been with his brother all day.
ohiously by Teradactyl guy June 8, 2021
opp-chew-us

Adjective

1. Acting in the manner of or intent of an "Opp".
A. " I don't trust Mark, He's been actin mighty Optious lately! "

B. " Homie you better check your girl , She's acting hella Optious right now! "
Optious by LapzeFX August 17, 2022

Ohioussy 

A surname used for newly born gen alpha children. It's associated with the gen alpha slang "Ohio" and the suffix "-ussy". It's largely associated with the most brain-rot concepts across the internet.
Person A: Welcome to the world, Ohioussy!
Person B: WTF does that mean?

Ophicuss 

I Forgive those that did not include us is what I hope ophicuss feel.
Ophicuss by Coalmining49 September 6, 2025
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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