The fat man waiting at your door every day just to say hello even if your not there... and also looks like a triggered feminist
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Oraldo loves being alone, he’s mysterious and scary, he could stare at you out out of nowhere and make you feel very uncomfortable. Oraldo’s an over thinker and loves drinking Spumante. He cuts his hair as he was a Ciruzzo and wears a gold earring.
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"My squads favorite thing to do is opalockagoon. "
"His opalockagoon mentality makes girls want to suckndrophizspoon"
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Get the opalockagoon mug.A workout program done by Opal Crankshaft and Emily Hanson. When they do this you can often find them sitting and talking to each other. Its not uncommon Emily responding with something witty to something Opal says. Its a great conversation piece as well as a workout.
Opal: What am I gonna get Earl for Christmas next year?
Emily: An Opalrobics DVD?
Opal: (shocked) What in the world would he want with that? Emily Hanson what are you talking about?
Emily: Opalrobics, you know. You, teaching aerobics?
Opal: I get it! Opal plus aerobics! Nice!!
Emily: Its gonna be a hit. Old women everywhere could do it!
(All of a sudden Beatrice Middleton charges into the room)
Beatrice: Hey Hanson. I heard that! You're gonna get it now. I'm gonna work you. We're gonna do this like a Gunny Granny! TEN HUT! MOVE IT NOW!
Opal: (laughing) Beatrice, why do you do that?
Beatrice: Just to scare you and make your heart work better. Its Opalrobics after all!
Emily: An Opalrobics DVD?
Opal: (shocked) What in the world would he want with that? Emily Hanson what are you talking about?
Emily: Opalrobics, you know. You, teaching aerobics?
Opal: I get it! Opal plus aerobics! Nice!!
Emily: Its gonna be a hit. Old women everywhere could do it!
(All of a sudden Beatrice Middleton charges into the room)
Beatrice: Hey Hanson. I heard that! You're gonna get it now. I'm gonna work you. We're gonna do this like a Gunny Granny! TEN HUT! MOVE IT NOW!
Opal: (laughing) Beatrice, why do you do that?
Beatrice: Just to scare you and make your heart work better. Its Opalrobics after all!
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Get the Opalrobics mug.A hott guy who respect women , and who doesn't thinks he can mess with anyone and everyone and treat 'em like crap . He is the oppose of a loser. Every female should mess with a guy named Ovaldo. He is an alpha male, but humble. Draws the crowds attention without trying. A very straight forward person that doesn’t care what you think and does not tolerate any negativity or excuses. a “it is what it is” kind of person.
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Ofaldo Entertainment’s Logo has an orange version of Pop from Bear in the Big Blue House snuggled up in a light orange blanket.
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