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Oraldo is a massive sweetie. He’s cute and goofy and honest and quite literally the cutest boy in the world. Most (sane!) people would give anything to hug an Oraldo. He loves to play games on his computer and nerd out over random franchises. he’s always giggling over something, and being an adorable goofball. Oraldo will always stick up for his loved ones and friends and has an amazing work ethic.
Oraldo is giggling again.
Oraldo by ina_eats_hands November 21, 2023
A stylized image of a snake performing oral sex upon itself. Related to the Ouroboros.
The symbol of the Oralboros spraypainted on walls meant we were crossing into Greenwich Village.
Oralboros by geodave February 9, 2013

oralogist 

any person male or female with an above average skill for performing oral sex
"my god that girl last night was a complete oralogist. Its been 24 hours and I still feel empty."
oralogist by dsoth September 19, 2010
an orando is the best person in the world he is 7 feet tall amd has 20 inch bicieps
wow he is an orando
orando by ddddsdschj January 9, 2019

Oralcockitis 

A term used to describe someone who mumbles or talks to where you cannot understand them. As if they have a cock in their mouth.

Oral means Mouth, we all know what Cock means, and itis means disease of.
A: Hey dude whats up?

B: What??? I cant understand you. You have Oralcockitis.
Oralcockitis by Zackiffer October 16, 2008

OralDruid 

Someone who is a master in the art of oral sex. Also can be referred to as a 'Headmaster'.
I've heard she's an OralDruid
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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