oopti

Synonymous with “very” or “hella”.

Wow that female is oopti thicc. I will now commence an attempt to smash.

by Lukeemyer February 26, 2018

Flooptie Oopties

A violent case of diarrhea, extremely loose stools

John had a case of the flooptie oopties.

by Dutch1950 June 24, 2018

oopty scoop

(v) 1. to obtain, steal often in an uncouth or sly manner

2. have one's way in either a physical or abstract manner

1. 'yo, lemme oopty that brew'

2. 'yo, lemme oopty scoop'

by Kang Chang February 6, 2008

brazilian oopty loopty

When having sex doggy style and you try to pull out and put in her ass. She clenches to stop you, turns around and punches you in the eye...the impact causes you to ejaculate

DS: sup bro, what the fuck happened to you?

C: the brazilian oopty loopty man....the brazilian oopty loopty

DS: all good dude, at least you nutted!

by dmmocaua July 25, 2011

oopty

An oopty is the act of buying something retail, using it, and then intentionally taking it back for a refund before the warranty expires.

I didn't have any good clothes to wear to my interview so I pulled an oopty because I couldn't afford a new outfit at the time.

by Marma Duke June 11, 2015