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oomshi but not me

A phrase used when one is complaining about all the attention given to Tumblr user David Oomshi but not their own blog. Usually used when one is feeling lonely and wishing that people would want to talk to them, and they try to get their attention, but nobody listens. Because they are all so focused on Oomshi.
You know why?
Because David Oomshi Oliva is superior to all.
people google oomshi but not me
someone wrote a urbandictionary definition for oomshi but not me
I guess if my URL was a nonsense word it would help
Related Words
The acknowledgment of a severe drop in temperature, giving you goose bumps, therefore requiring you to warm up with blankeys, and or cuddlies.
I sat down on the cold toilet seat and yelled ooshie!
Ooshie by Pea Pie December 21, 2013
To jerk off under the same blanket as two other guys who are watching a movie
John: Did you just omshiv in your pants?
Jacob: Yes I did indeed.
omshiv by a_reddy23 March 12, 2018
the Japanese word for interesting/hilarious or amusing
karera omoshiroi desu
(there are hilarious)
omoshiroi by kurokuma22 June 1, 2018
The technical term for someone who is really intelligent, attractive, and all around just an amazing person who everyone loves.
Or it can be used in place of colon, the little key on the right hand side of the key board next to the L.
Either way it is a totally awesome word.
A: What the hell do you call this damn thingy?
B: Oh that's the ah. . . I think its the, um. . . That would have to be the ooshi.
A: Ooshi?
B: Yeah, it is the little button with the two dot thingys.
A: Ooo, sweet!
Ooshi by Chastity Ooshi August 20, 2006

ooshikia 

I need to use the ooshikia to clean my floors
ooshikia by Molly002 July 7, 2020