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Used for when something surprises you or goes especially wrong or bad. You can say it in a light matter, jokingly, or further emphasize the two as separates making a more serious and powerful oofson.
Sarah: “I spilled water on myself in my sleep”

Katie: “oofson”

ex 2:

Reagan:” did you hear Marygrace cheated on John?”
Caelan: Oof.SON.
oofson by Sherlockhoe December 20, 2019
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ooftonium 

A radioactive element that radiates off of some Robloxians.
Noobs and Guests, for example, radiate large amounts of weapons-grade ooftonium.
ooftonium by CrazyUrbDicDawg January 11, 2022
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A Frequently Misspelled word, usually a name. Makes the person who knows how to spell it appear smarter for a bit of time.

Olfsons live very full lives and have many interests. They deal with major issues often and think of it as "normal." An Olfson attempts to be as efficient as possible but spares no money when it comes to health or education.
"How do you spell your last name?"
"O-L-F as in Frank S as in Sugar O-N"
"Ok, let me read it back to you. O-L-S-O-N"
*Repeat a gazillion times*

How frustrating can this get!?! I didn't think this scenario would require an Olfson this soon!
Olfson by Sanity enjoyment November 17, 2011
Oof son is a term used by some pricks from my math classroom everytime someone gets busted smoking weed in the classroom.
Bro he got busted, OOF SON!!!
oof son by My ni🅱🅱a December 7, 2017
a mix of off and snap, generally used in a moment of triumph.
and the winner is...
your face!!!

oofsnap!
oofsnap by imsosososososososbored October 12, 2018
A word that means awesome but awful at the same time!
Wow dude, getting hit by that weapon in eve online is oofsome!
oofsome by Jacob Vilianas April 24, 2020
A high and mighty Fox main that is annoying af but good sometimes, most commonly associated with being spammy and mashy
Oh your an Oofion, so you I’ll ban battlefield and small battlefield
Oofion by Oofion May 3, 2021
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Respectfully 

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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