by CrazyUrbDicDawg January 12, 2022
The 39th unofficial radioactive element on the Periodic Table. A substance secreted from a human's Oof-glands, a result of depressive emotions triggered by (a) tragic realization.
Example 1: "Get ready for some weapons-grade Ooftonium, I have some tragic news."
Example 2: "I just experienced some serious Ooftonium today, I accidentally ran over a squirrel."
Example 2: "I just experienced some serious Ooftonium today, I accidentally ran over a squirrel."
by The Somewhat Fantastic Mr. Fox December 03, 2023