ooftonium
ooftonium by CrazyUrbDicDawg January 11, 2022
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Ooftonium
The 39th unofficial radioactive element on the Periodic Table. A substance secreted from a human's Oof-glands, a result of depressive emotions triggered by (a) tragic realization.
Example 1: "Get ready for some weapons-grade Ooftonium, I have some tragic news."
Example 2: "I just experienced some serious Ooftonium today, I accidentally ran over a squirrel."
Example 2: "I just experienced some serious Ooftonium today, I accidentally ran over a squirrel."
Ooftonium by The Somewhat Fantastic Mr. Fox December 2, 2023
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church hurt
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022
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Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.