Olfson

A Frequently Misspelled word, usually a name. Makes the person who knows how to spell it appear smarter for a bit of time.

Olfsons live very full lives and have many interests. They deal with major issues often and think of it as "normal." An Olfson attempts to be as efficient as possible but spares no money when it comes to health or education.

"How do you spell your last name?"
"O-L-F as in Frank S as in Sugar O-N"
"Ok, let me read it back to you. O-L-S-O-N"
*Repeat a gazillion times*

How frustrating can this get!?! I didn't think this scenario would require an Olfson this soon!

by Sanity enjoyment November 17, 2011

olson special

a sexual favor in which a girl rides a dick very nicely and then sucks it dry.

damn you heard about that olson special?
yeah i got one and couldn't pee for a week.

by buttslut guild March 25, 2008

Bobby Olson

The fictional person that you blame your blacked out antics on, or the person you claim to be hanging out with while blacked out.

1. -"Dude, why'd you rip all that stuff off your walls last night?"

-"I don't know, Bobby Olson must have done it."

2. -"Man, you just slammed a line of five shots."

-"Yeah bro, I'm gonna meet up with Bobby tonight."

by CorvetteGuy12 September 15, 2011

mr. olson

A wanna be math teacher who actually doesn't know shit about math. And he doesn't like fat people. Loves to stare at the females that are in his class. A complete fucking perv.

Did you see the teacher today he was acting like a mr. olson.

by Urban spartan December 5, 2016

Olson Ratio

The Olson Ratio is a mathematical approach at valuing a woman's hotness. In its most basic form, the ratio is calculated by taking how hot the woman thinks she is by how hot she actually is. (How hot she think she is / how hot she really is) Therefore, any value above 1 means that the girl overvalues her hotness and therefore undesirable. Anything below 1, show that there is value in the woman.

Ashley thinks she is a 9 when she really is a 6. Her Olson Ratio is 1.5

by whartonbrosinbusiness August 13, 2012

Olsoning

The act of being a pedophile, scam artist, and overall piece of shit, all in one.

That Nick kid is Olsoning so hard. His existence kills brain cells of anyone within a 3 mile radius.

by ldoybl May 5, 2019

olson twins

Nice titties on an under age girl.

"Dude! Check out her Olson twins! I'd bang that jail-bait any day!"

by The Propper Perv May 25, 2007