onlent

The need for self preservation by returning to animalistic behavior

I have felt the face of onlent wear itself on me for too long

onlent by Eozie July 19, 2021

Emin Onentasci 

A bizarre 66 year old Turkish man who is famous for his strange and unusual way of typing . He was a former underground drilling water exploration master but is now retired and spends his days cheating on his poor infertile wife with teenage girls on Instagram. His favorite celebrities are B.R.i.T (Britney Spears) and Margot Robbie. Emin is completely against perverse and homosexual relationships, as he does not support crooked behavior. His interests include, but are not limited to: art, philosophy, stuffed meatballs, music, flowers, needle myrtle, covit-19 conspiracy theories, and mars/martians, particularly the "dame tu cosita" alien.

Emin Onentasci keeps asking me if I can come to adana airport and breed with him

Emin Onentasci is literally obsessed with B.R.i.T

Emin Onentasci by toesuxker December 24, 2021

Olentangy River 

A 97 mile long tributary to the Scioto River in Central Ohio. Known for the 22 miles of designated scenic river, and most notable for the strip renamed the "toxic waste dump" by the Ohio State University Campus.

Every year thousands of plastic bottles, beer cans, glass bottles, and pizza boxes are thrown for good fun in the Olentangy by drunken or careless college kids. Every winter, when the river freezes over, more noteable things are dropped onto the ice to sink once it thaws including: Shopping carts, Shoes, Safety Cones, Construction Barrels, Car Parts, and other stolen artifacts such as a Marching Band Sousaphone, a kite, and an animal crate.

The toxicity of the river is known throughout the campus- students claim that should someone fall in, they have a 50/50 shot of obtaining super powers or a mutated third limb.

A number of Canadian geese and mallards call this river home, but most notably are the four white geese nicknamed Floppy, Goon, Retard Goose and Fluffy.

The Olentangy River is so filled with large obstacles the OSU Crew and Rowing teams have to create narrow paths to row to avoid damaging their boats.

Drunk 1: Hey! I've got a broken motorcycle I don't use anymore!

Drunk 2: Let's throw it in the Olentangy River!

Olentangy River by Abandkid March 4, 2011

Olentangy 

otherwise known as a place for attractive people.

Everyone in the Olentangy School District is moderately attractive.

Olentangy by Minorin March 17, 2011

olentangy 

where rich kids go to school and all dress the same. Unlike most of the definitions for Olentangy, attractive kids do NOT go to this school district. Most kids are social media addicts and think they're so cool by vaping. Nothing bad ever happens in the olentangy school district.

jemima: Have you heard about the bank robbery yesterday?
jonathan: No, I live in olentangy

or

Jemima: look at my new checkerboard vans and my birkenstocks with socks! I'll fit in now.
Jonathan: That's so olentangy.

olentangy by familiarfaceswornoutplaces November 9, 2018

Olentangy 

A school district I live in with 90% of the people are rich and stuck up pretty good school tho

Don: Why are these people so mean?
Tyler: They're from Olentangy district duh.

Olentangy by rly.trxsha August 6, 2018

Olentangy 

Its new modern gay version of jawn
It can be anything any word

My random hook up had a huge olentangy.

Olentangy by Dieddead October 13, 2021