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onlargement 

Like enlargement, but turned on.
This girl gives me a penis onlargement
onlargement by wtfpythoncrit August 10, 2014
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Mixture of only and always, when you want to stress that you do something always, but at the same time only e.g. for one person.
I onlays think of you
Onlays by DaVati January 31, 2012
Adjective used to describe the state of activities performed in relation to a corporate or private network, typically via a VPN. When onlan, internal resources are available, as one has a connection through a VPN. Interestingly, depending on the setup of the VPN, offlan resources--such as public web sites--may be inaccessible.

Antonym: offlan
Sorry, but the files you want are only available onlan. You'll need to connect to the VPN to download them.
onlan by TizzyD September 22, 2010
You are an onlam.
onlam by 091247 January 8, 2022
The pathetic state of desperately seeking validation through embarrassingly try-hard online behavior. Describes someone who has completely lost the plot on social media, posting cringe-worthy content while thinking they're absolutely brilliant.

Origin: Fusion of "online" and "lame," coined circa 2022 when people realized social media had evolved from sharing life moments to manufacturing them. Primarily used by Gen Z and millennials who are self-aware enough to recognize the behavior but definitely still guilty of it themselves.
Example 1: "Did you see Gary's 15-part thread explaining why his fantasy football team would've won if the ref hadn't been 'biased'? Proper onlame behavior, that."

Example 2: "She spent four hours staging a 'casual breakfast' photo with her laptop open to a spreadsheet just to look productive. Absolutely onlame, innit?"

Example 3: "He's been refreshing his likes every 30 seconds since posting that selfie. Man's gone full onlame."
Onlame by Willy Tea March 9, 2025

Onlár Group

A Kpop group who releases comebacks but the B sides are significantly better than the title track.
“It was considered an Onlár group, since their B-sides consistently receive more praise than their title tracks.”
Onlár Group by Xchxhu August 17, 2026
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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