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onlargement 

Like enlargement, but turned on.
This girl gives me a penis onlargement
onlargement by wtfpythoncrit August 10, 2014
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Mixture of only and always, when you want to stress that you do something always, but at the same time only e.g. for one person.
I onlays think of you
Onlays by DaVati January 31, 2012
Adjective used to describe the state of activities performed in relation to a corporate or private network, typically via a VPN. When onlan, internal resources are available, as one has a connection through a VPN. Interestingly, depending on the setup of the VPN, offlan resources--such as public web sites--may be inaccessible.

Antonym: offlan
Sorry, but the files you want are only available onlan. You'll need to connect to the VPN to download them.
onlan by TizzyD September 22, 2010
You are an onlam.
onlam by 091247 January 8, 2022
The pathetic state of desperately seeking validation through embarrassingly try-hard online behavior. Describes someone who has completely lost the plot on social media, posting cringe-worthy content while thinking they're absolutely brilliant.

Origin: Fusion of "online" and "lame," coined circa 2022 when people realized social media had evolved from sharing life moments to manufacturing them. Primarily used by Gen Z and millennials who are self-aware enough to recognize the behavior but definitely still guilty of it themselves.
Example 1: "Did you see Gary's 15-part thread explaining why his fantasy football team would've won if the ref hadn't been 'biased'? Proper onlame behavior, that."

Example 2: "She spent four hours staging a 'casual breakfast' photo with her laptop open to a spreadsheet just to look productive. Absolutely onlame, innit?"

Example 3: "He's been refreshing his likes every 30 seconds since posting that selfie. Man's gone full onlame."
Onlame by Willy Tea March 9, 2025

hell on la earth

Every 6 minutes some one dies of COViD in LA
Every 10 seconds some one gets contaminated by COVID
I will not be traveling to CA because of HELL on LA earth.