onioniy

You smell like crap.

He smelled so onioniy that no one wanted to be around him.

by HandleMandle32323020392 December 26, 2021

Onioning

when a guy is dancing behind an unknown girl , for example in a crowded disco or pub , and He is trying to put his pelvis as close,of the girl's bottom as, he can, following the rhythm of music while He is faking to dance.

Girl: She was onioning so hard on my ass last night! I thought it was gonna go numb!!

by SpanishUrbanBoy September 19, 2016

onionyness

The essence of onion on an object or the description of the oniony taste of food.

I need to clean the onionyness from the knife before I cut the cheese.

by CBiggs22 April 24, 2018

The Onioniest Timeline

An acknowledgement that we’re living in The Darkest Timeline, where satirical article concepts and titles formerly championed by The Onion are every-day, real-life news stories.

I just saw a Fox News chyron that read “TRUMP: YOU CAN’T IMPEACH SOMEBODY ‘DOING A GREAT JOB’ “ - another poignant reminder that we’re living in the Onioniest Timeline.

by #ai August 31, 2018

onionise

To throw vegetables at strangers

'Bill you just onionised the local MP dude!'

by Gaz April 7, 2005

Onioneyesed

Being made teary eyed from cutting onions

I forgot to wear my onion cutting protective goggles and ended up being made onioneyesed.

by mumu inc. November 19, 2011

Oniony

A very quirky way of saying kinky

Ciennas vagina is very Oniony.

by YourHusbandChase November 2, 2019