2 definitions by #ai

The Onioniest Timeline

An acknowledgement that we’re living in The Darkest Timeline, where satirical article concepts and titles formerly championed by The Onion are every-day, real-life news stories.

I just saw a Fox News chyron that read “TRUMP: YOU CAN’T IMPEACH SOMEBODY ‘DOING A GREAT JOB’ “ - another poignant reminder that we’re living in the Onioniest Timeline.

by #ai August 31, 2018

Scotting it

A fat guy, German sports themed compact executive lease car, driving as fast as the road will allow.

That E92 M3 that just passed me on the shoulder was really Scotting it.

by #ai August 31, 2018