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onionist

An onanist with many layers who makes you cry.
OMG my ex-boyf Adamo was such an onionist! He found so many weird and wonderful kinds of pron that I just couldn't help but love him... until he uploaded that freaky vegbo sex tape I made on spring break :'(
by Brickski October 3, 2011
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The Onioniest Timeline

An acknowledgement that we’re living in The Darkest Timeline, where satirical article concepts and titles formerly championed by The Onion are every-day, real-life news stories.
I just saw a Fox News chyron that read “TRUMP: YOU CAN’T IMPEACH SOMEBODY ‘DOING A GREAT JOB’ “ - another poignant reminder that we’re living in the Onioniest Timeline.
by #ai August 31, 2018
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onionise

'Bill you just onionised the local MP dude!'
by Gaz April 7, 2005
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Onionism

Me and my boys are practicing onionism tonight
by Jatchet November 24, 2018
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Onnonist

Posh word for a wanker. Use it if someone is being a real git. Just shout it at them and they will have no idea what it means. Also see wanker
'You are such an onnonist."

"Huh?"

"Look it up in a dictionary you dumb ass"
by awitb October 11, 2011
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Onionfist

Video games are the antidote to an illness called boredom. Games cure boredom. When you are diagnosed with boredom, you play League of Legends (LOL) or Call of Duty (COD).

But there is a deadly variant of the boredom disease: Classroom boredom. The most bored state of a human being is the state of sitting in a boring classroom and listening to a boring lecture. Just as absolute zero marks the coldest temperature, classroom boredom marks the greatest degree of boredom.

However, existing medicine such as LOL or COD can not be prescribed to a person diagnosed with classroom boredom. The games are blocked by the school network and are too conspicuous to play. They fall under the radar of teachers, making them inaccessible and ineffective for curing classroom boredom.

Onionfist Studio specializes in treating classroom boredom. We develop undetectable and unblockable video games, providing life-saving treatment to patients diagnosed with classroom boredom. Packaged as Chrome Extensions, our games can be opened and closed instantly at the click of an icon or the escape button. Moreover, our games do not show up in your search history. Onionfist games will disguise and infiltrate any firewall to save lives.

That’s right. The mission of Onionfist is to eradicate classroom boredom and restore the sanity of school children world wide.
by professional_circle December 28, 2022
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onionism

the practice of worshipping onions and the metaverse as a whole. followers of onionism praise their lord and savior Onionia Shallothiah
"chud 1: bruh whats up w the new kid and his onion obession"
"chud 2: idk man i think he follows onionism"
by nevilliam January 15, 2026
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