onionise

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To throw vegetables at strangers

'Bill you just onionised the local MP dude!'

onionise by Gaz April 7, 2005

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onionsexual

When your sexually attracted towards onions and are looking further in an strong connection for the rest of your life.
Some people might say, that you are crazy for wanting to have a romantic time with an onion, but society tolerates it.
Now go get married with your onion and collect together happy memories and an beautiful life.
Get married and have beautiful onion children as you grow old and see your family tree grow longer roots into the earth.

I-I am not sure how to tell you this, but I am onionsexual. 👉👈
WAIT WAIT! ARE YOU SAYING YOU ARE HORNY TOWARDS AN ONION?

onionsexual by CursedYellowDictionary January 19, 2021

Related Words

onionise • Onionism • Onionier • onionist • onionsexual • The Onioniest Timeline

The Onioniest Timeline

An acknowledgement that we’re living in The Darkest Timeline, where satirical article concepts and titles formerly championed by The Onion are every-day, real-life news stories.

I just saw a Fox News chyron that read “TRUMP: YOU CAN’T IMPEACH SOMEBODY ‘DOING A GREAT JOB’ “ - another poignant reminder that we’re living in the Onioniest Timeline.

The Onioniest Timeline by #ai August 31, 2018

Onionism

Process of becoming an onion.

Me and my boys are practicing onionism tonight

Onionism by Jatchet November 24, 2018

Onionier

The Most Highest Flavor Of Onion...
More Oniony

That Salad Is Onionier Than the Other One...

Onionier by Amac10122 April 12, 2010

onionist

An onanist with many layers who makes you cry.

OMG my ex-boyf Adamo was such an onionist! He found so many weird and wonderful kinds of pron that I just couldn't help but love him... until he uploaded that freaky vegbo sex tape I made on spring break :'(

onionist by Brickski October 3, 2011

onionism

the practice of worshipping onions and the metaverse as a whole. followers of onionism praise their lord and savior Onionia Shallothiah

"chud 1: bruh whats up w the new kid and his onion obession"
"chud 2: idk man i think he follows onionism"

onionism by nevilliam January 15, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

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Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

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Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

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NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

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High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

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