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onionsexual 

When your sexually attracted towards onions and are looking further in an strong connection for the rest of your life.
Some people might say, that you are crazy for wanting to have a romantic time with an onion, but society tolerates it.
Now go get married with your onion and collect together happy memories and an beautiful life.
Get married and have beautiful onion children as you grow old and see your family tree grow longer roots into the earth.
I-I am not sure how to tell you this, but I am onionsexual. 👉👈
WAIT WAIT! ARE YOU SAYING YOU ARE HORNY TOWARDS AN ONION?

The Onioniest Timeline 

An acknowledgement that we’re living in The Darkest Timeline, where satirical article concepts and titles formerly championed by The Onion are every-day, real-life news stories.
I just saw a Fox News chyron that read “TRUMP: YOU CAN’T IMPEACH SOMEBODY ‘DOING A GREAT JOB’ “ - another poignant reminder that we’re living in the Onioniest Timeline.
The Onioniest Timeline by #ai August 31, 2018

Onionism 

Me and my boys are practicing onionism tonight
Onionism by Jatchet November 24, 2018

Onionier 

The Most Highest Flavor Of Onion...
More Oniony
That Salad Is Onionier Than the Other One...
Onionier by Amac10122 April 12, 2010

onionist 

An onanist with many layers who makes you cry.
OMG my ex-boyf Adamo was such an onionist! He found so many weird and wonderful kinds of pron that I just couldn't help but love him... until he uploaded that freaky vegbo sex tape I made on spring break :'(
onionist by Brickski October 3, 2011
the practice of worshipping onions and the metaverse as a whole. followers of onionism praise their lord and savior Onionia Shallothiah
"chud 1: bruh whats up w the new kid and his onion obession"
"chud 2: idk man i think he follows onionism"
onionism by nevilliam January 15, 2026