teary

when a tear comes to your eye because you're feeling either happiness or sadness or both simultaneously

what you just said made me teary

by joeyjoeyjoeyjoey October 1, 2007

teary

Something very stupid that brings about laughter

"Are you a Clippers fan?"... Pete

"Yea"...Ericc

"Ur fuccin teary"...Pete

by killa20 November 9, 2009

teary

When you're forcing someone to sexual intercourse and make them cry.

He forced himself upon her and made her teary.

by Teary Dantte April 13, 2018

Teary

A silly person is dreams about crazy things. But it's ok because they are true 99.99999% of the time.

Teary

by Emmarie:) October 28, 2020

teary wank

As the name implies, having a little cry while self-pleasuring.

He was sad and alone so he had a teary wank.

by sadselfpleasure June 14, 2011

teary-eared

the effect of uncontrollable laughter; laughing so hard that "tears meet your ears"; the state of mind you reach when laughing so hard you forget what you are laughing about; usually the side-effect of drug-induced euphoria

After hearing the story, the girls got all teary-eared.

by BeccaR June 11, 2005

Teary brown eye

Term used to describe the condition when water backsplashes right on one's butthole after his/her turd has hit the water of the toilet.

"That turd was so heavy, it gave me a teary brown eye."

by The Joe 82 July 2, 2006