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A silly person is dreams about crazy things. But it's ok because they are true 99.99999% of the time.
Teary
Teary by Emmarie:) October 28, 2020
Something very stupid that brings about laughter
"Are you a Clippers fan?"... Pete

"Yea"...Ericc

"Ur fuccin teary"...Pete
teary by killa20 November 8, 2009
Teary is a name for someone who likes to indulge in sexual intercourse with the same gender
have you seen David, bro's a teary
Teary by frustrated fish March 22, 2023
When you're forcing someone to sexual intercourse and make them cry.
He forced himself upon her and made her teary.
teary by Teary Dantte May 26, 2018

Teary brown eye 

Term used to describe the condition when water backsplashes right on one's butthole after his/her turd has hit the water of the toilet.
"That turd was so heavy, it gave me a teary brown eye."
Teary brown eye by The Joe 82 July 2, 2006

teary wank 

As the name implies, having a little cry while self-pleasuring.
He was sad and alone so he had a teary wank.
teary wank by sadselfpleasure June 14, 2011
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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