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onina by urmumgay1234567 March 8, 2021
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Onika Voodoo
Onika voodoo is when a person puts negative energy towards Onika Tanya Maraj aka Nicki Minaj, in any way, and karma takes that individual and bites them when they least expect it.
Cardi B put Nicki down again. Nicki is going to drag her on Queen Radio. That’s how Onika Voodoo works!
Onika Voodoo by welovenickiminaj October 9, 2018
Onika Tanya Maraj
The queen of rap, she's talented,amazing,flawless,divine,goddess ; EVERYTHING OK
you should be scared of her because she's so powerful.
you should be scared of her because she's so powerful.
Onika Tanya Maraj by your new bi bestie☺🖕🏼 March 10, 2021
Obina
A Brazilian soccer player that currently plays for Flamengo. Obina is often compared to Barcelona's Samuel Eto'o by Flamengo's fans.
The fans of Flamengo also started making Obina facts, just like the Chuck Norris facts.
The fans of Flamengo also started making Obina facts, just like the Chuck Norris facts.
Some Obina facts:
1. Deus perdoa, Obina não (God forgives, Obina doesn't)
2. Se Obina fosse francês, Materazzi não estaria vivo. (If Obina was French, Materazzi would not be alive.)
3. Entre Pelé e Maradona, Obina ganha. (Between Pelé and Maradona, Obina wins.)
4. "Ser ou não ser?" Eis a questão. "Obina." Eis a resposta. ("To be, or not to be?" That is the question. "Obina" Is the answer.)
5. Obina não usa relógio, ele decide que horas são. (Obina does not use a watch, he decides what the time is.)
1. Deus perdoa, Obina não (God forgives, Obina doesn't)
2. Se Obina fosse francês, Materazzi não estaria vivo. (If Obina was French, Materazzi would not be alive.)
3. Entre Pelé e Maradona, Obina ganha. (Between Pelé and Maradona, Obina wins.)
4. "Ser ou não ser?" Eis a questão. "Obina." Eis a resposta. ("To be, or not to be?" That is the question. "Obina" Is the answer.)
5. Obina não usa relógio, ele decide que horas são. (Obina does not use a watch, he decides what the time is.)
Onika Burgers
On 2/14/23, PopBase tweeted a photo of North West’s drawing of her grandmother, Kris Jenner. Someone replied and said “why she ate” in reference to North’s drawing skills being good (she ate that up), most likely ironically because the picture wasn’t that good.
A reply to “why she ate” said “she=Onika ate=burgers,” most likely in reference to Nicki Minaj. People found this funny because:
1) Onika (Nicki Minaj) has been known to either eat burgers or talk about eating burgers in the past, and
2) the reply makes no sense. Replacing the words translates to “why onika burgers,” but the replier probably meant to say something along the lines of “why did Onika eat burgers…”?
The whole thing is extremely stupid but people have now begun using this format of “she=ate Onika=burgers” in completely random sentences and replying to other tweets with “___=onika, ____=burgers” or just saying “Onika burgers” constantly.
Not only is this joke so far from making any type of sense, it’s also so far from humor that it in turn makes it funny again? Who really knows at this point
A reply to “why she ate” said “she=Onika ate=burgers,” most likely in reference to Nicki Minaj. People found this funny because:
1) Onika (Nicki Minaj) has been known to either eat burgers or talk about eating burgers in the past, and
2) the reply makes no sense. Replacing the words translates to “why onika burgers,” but the replier probably meant to say something along the lines of “why did Onika eat burgers…”?
The whole thing is extremely stupid but people have now begun using this format of “she=ate Onika=burgers” in completely random sentences and replying to other tweets with “___=onika, ____=burgers” or just saying “Onika burgers” constantly.
Not only is this joke so far from making any type of sense, it’s also so far from humor that it in turn makes it funny again? Who really knows at this point
“Oh my god did you see Christina eating that cute waffle at Waffle House?”
Reply from someone random on Twitter: “Christina=Onika; that cute waffle at Waffle House=burgers”
Or
“Hahaha Onika Burgers hahahaha”
Reply from someone random on Twitter: “Christina=Onika; that cute waffle at Waffle House=burgers”
Or
“Hahaha Onika Burgers hahahaha”
Onika Burgers by DaveyVxlntvne February 19, 2023
kuchisake-onna
In Japanese mythology, the ghost of a woman who was married to a samurai. She cheated on him with another man, and when her husband found that out, he killed her by cutting a slash wound on her face that ran from her mouth to her cheek. Nowadays, she roams the streets at night with a surgeon's mask and asks random people the question "Do you think I'm pretty?". If you say no, she will mutilate you. However, if you say yes, she will reveal her full face to you. Then she will ask the same question. Again, if you say no, you will still be mutilated. If you say yes again, she will cut your face in order to make you look like her. The only known way to avoid death during a confrontation with a kuchisake-onna is by saying that she is neither pretty nor ugly or some other unexpected answer. Right after answering, throw something at her and run for your life.
The kuchisake-onna's name means "slit-mouth woman" in Japanese.
The kuchisake-onna's name means "slit-mouth woman" in Japanese.
Kuchisake-onna: Am I pretty?
Person: Yes
*removes the mask
Kuchisake-onna: Now am I pretty?
Person: Yo mamma's so old
*runs away
Person: Yes
*removes the mask
Kuchisake-onna: Now am I pretty?
Person: Yo mamma's so old
*runs away
kuchisake-onna by Thats16myboi October 28, 2019