Onita
The most beautiful girl you'll ever met. funny. Crazy. Fun. Talented. Creative. Amazing. She's a keeper. Never let her go.
Onita by Anon2012123 May 18, 2013
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Onika Voodoo
Onika voodoo is when a person puts negative energy towards Onika Tanya Maraj aka Nicki Minaj, in any way, and karma takes that individual and bites them when they least expect it.
Cardi B put Nicki down again. Nicki is going to drag her on Queen Radio. That’s how Onika Voodoo works!
Onika Voodoo by welovenickiminaj October 9, 2018
Onika Tanya Maraj
The queen of rap, she's talented,amazing,flawless,divine,goddess ; EVERYTHING OK
you should be scared of her because she's so powerful.
you should be scared of her because she's so powerful.
Onika Tanya Maraj by your new bi bestie☺🖕🏼 March 10, 2021
Worst Case Ontario
The worst possible outcome of a situation. A term derived from the Canadian TV show "Trailer Park Boys".
We should have time to hit up the LCBO, and worst case ontario, we can just mooch some booze off George.
Worst Case Ontario by ChevyChaseTheDragon May 20, 2018
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onina by urmumgay1234567 March 8, 2021
Cornwall, Ontario
The population has peaked/stagnated at 46,000 since 1983, as any new blood that comes into the city is immediately put off by the eye-watering reek of industrial pollution, and the stench of farts, B.O., and desperation from the natives. As all heavy industry has been shut down, the main employers in the city nowadays are call centres and semi-organised crime, mainly centred on dealing drugs and shoplifting to order.
The nightlife in town sparkles with a joie-de-vivre as one is at a loss to choose which activities Cornwallites partake in: Bingo, bar-hopping, or break-ins. For the truly seasoned city dweller, you participate in the break-ins first, in order to fund the other two.
The prime of life in Cornwall is reached at age 15, usuallly just after the arrival of the second offspring, but before the first adult criminal sentence. A lucky few may qualify for a disability pension due to injuries sustained during the commission of a crime, which will guarantee them a taxpayer-funded income for the rest of their useless, unfulfilling lives, but most will fall back to the old family business of living on welfare, pushing out another bastard every couple of years so that Mama Chardonnay can grab another Baby Bonus cheque to buy some big hoopy earrings.
There have been talks of late to attract the populations of Raqqa and Baghdad to improve the quality of life in the city.
The nightlife in town sparkles with a joie-de-vivre as one is at a loss to choose which activities Cornwallites partake in: Bingo, bar-hopping, or break-ins. For the truly seasoned city dweller, you participate in the break-ins first, in order to fund the other two.
The prime of life in Cornwall is reached at age 15, usuallly just after the arrival of the second offspring, but before the first adult criminal sentence. A lucky few may qualify for a disability pension due to injuries sustained during the commission of a crime, which will guarantee them a taxpayer-funded income for the rest of their useless, unfulfilling lives, but most will fall back to the old family business of living on welfare, pushing out another bastard every couple of years so that Mama Chardonnay can grab another Baby Bonus cheque to buy some big hoopy earrings.
There have been talks of late to attract the populations of Raqqa and Baghdad to improve the quality of life in the city.
The mating rituals of the Cornwall, Ontario denizen consist of the female slipping into a form-fitting spandex mini-skirt at least two sizes too small accentuated by the latest stolen purse and 4" stiletto heels. The male of the species goes out on the town with the latest in baggy pants, hoody, and ballcap, with the odour of sweaty polyester and cheap aftershave. The female is usually found squatting in a parking lot between cars, whilst the male of the species is usually found drumming his chest and pulling down twigs to eat.
Cornwall, Ontario by Dung Trumpet June 14, 2016
Onika Burgers
On 2/14/23, PopBase tweeted a photo of North West’s drawing of her grandmother, Kris Jenner. Someone replied and said “why she ate” in reference to North’s drawing skills being good (she ate that up), most likely ironically because the picture wasn’t that good.
A reply to “why she ate” said “she=Onika ate=burgers,” most likely in reference to Nicki Minaj. People found this funny because:
1) Onika (Nicki Minaj) has been known to either eat burgers or talk about eating burgers in the past, and
2) the reply makes no sense. Replacing the words translates to “why onika burgers,” but the replier probably meant to say something along the lines of “why did Onika eat burgers…”?
The whole thing is extremely stupid but people have now begun using this format of “she=ate Onika=burgers” in completely random sentences and replying to other tweets with “___=onika, ____=burgers” or just saying “Onika burgers” constantly.
Not only is this joke so far from making any type of sense, it’s also so far from humor that it in turn makes it funny again? Who really knows at this point
A reply to “why she ate” said “she=Onika ate=burgers,” most likely in reference to Nicki Minaj. People found this funny because:
1) Onika (Nicki Minaj) has been known to either eat burgers or talk about eating burgers in the past, and
2) the reply makes no sense. Replacing the words translates to “why onika burgers,” but the replier probably meant to say something along the lines of “why did Onika eat burgers…”?
The whole thing is extremely stupid but people have now begun using this format of “she=ate Onika=burgers” in completely random sentences and replying to other tweets with “___=onika, ____=burgers” or just saying “Onika burgers” constantly.
Not only is this joke so far from making any type of sense, it’s also so far from humor that it in turn makes it funny again? Who really knows at this point
“Oh my god did you see Christina eating that cute waffle at Waffle House?”
Reply from someone random on Twitter: “Christina=Onika; that cute waffle at Waffle House=burgers”
Or
“Hahaha Onika Burgers hahahaha”
Reply from someone random on Twitter: “Christina=Onika; that cute waffle at Waffle House=burgers”
Or
“Hahaha Onika Burgers hahahaha”
Onika Burgers by DaveyVxlntvne February 19, 2023