onge!!!

an atheist version of omg it means-

oh
no
god
exists

thought to be made up by a schoolgirl when she went to put omg in an e-mail she accidentally put on.. so she made one up just for the sake of it!

onge!!!, i got the new i-pod today!

by waddlingfree May 31, 2009

ong

ong = on god.
1) can be used to agree to something
— similar to phrases like “i swear to god”, “i put that on god”

“only thing i like about family reunions is seeing my fave cousin”
“LMFAOOOOOO ong 😭💯”

by maizuik August 23, 2018

ong

Stands for: On God. Used in situations when agreeing with someone.

A: Our teacher is so strict.
B: ong bro.

by Rileyisafk December 18, 2022

Ong

You’re probably here because you saw someone say this and we’re to embarrassed to ask lolz you dum bro but dw I got you 😼👍 ong could just be a misspelling of “oMG” but usually it’ll mean “on God”

Yurrrrr cuh 🥶‼️💯💯 On my way to beat up da homie Eren again 💵🦍 y’all WISH you had our relationship and das OnGGG my g 😼❤️💵💵

Oh stFU 5’2 midget lookin azz

and you WONDER why I beat you up >:,((

by Jeankirschteinsrightboocheek October 7, 2020

ong

stands for on god

ong is not a mispelling of omg u dumb fuck

by pooh see November 1, 2022

ONG

ONG, or "on god" is a slang noun, meaning something similar to "deadass?" or "fr?". Essentially, it is a question noun for somebody asking if something spoken about is truthful or real.

John: "That movie was fire tbh"
Asher: "ong?"

by ComputerK May 9, 2022

Ong

Exclamatory phrase meaning "Oh no, gorillas". Best if used around gorillas.

Ahh there's something coming toward us.

ONG

by jayp12323 September 4, 2009