Some weird ass lil midget. He thinks he's taller and superior than other midgets when he probably 4 feet tall irl
by real gemer fdez November 23, 2021
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Guy two: i know but she’s perfect in every way she all i need!
Guy one: not another onetis bro u need to play the field, she’s just not that into you
Guy two: i know but she’s perfect in every way she all i need!
Guy one: not another onetis bro u need to play the field, she’s just not that into you
by tux* October 14, 2009
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Often confused with love, this is the feeling that a particular woman is actually special. This is just an illusion; she is the same as the other three or so billion. "Go fuck ten other women" is the most commonly prescribed treatment for this "disease" (hence the "itis"), as it tends to show quite quickly how very alike people are.
In other words, get over yourself and your obsession with that girl, because it's just an illusion. And when you get rejected, don't be depressed. Because there's really not much to worry about.
In other words, get over yourself and your obsession with that girl, because it's just an illusion. And when you get rejected, don't be depressed. Because there's really not much to worry about.
Dude, you definitely have oneitis for that girl. You've been talking about her nonstop for the past week. Don't you realize she's nothing special, and that you are just being fooled? Snap out of it so you won't be so depressed when she rejects you!
by Fuss December 1, 2004
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There is only one simple explanation for the term: An unhealthy romantic obsession or fixation for/on one person. This mental disease will often interfere with your ability to attract said person, due to your clingyness.
There is only one simple explanation for the term: An unhealthy romantic obsession or fixation for/on one person. This mental disease will often interfere with your ability to attract said person, due to your clingyness.
I'm suffering from oneitis because I have a massive crush on that one girl who works at that one store.
by Sroek July 8, 2010
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by alfonso_c April 21, 2010
Get the Oettinger mug.An unhealthy romantic obsession with a single person. Usually accompanied by un-reciprocated affection and completely unrealistic idealization of the siad person.
by _AtoZ_ March 8, 2010
Get the oneitis mug.The name of the decade from 2010 to 2019. We've had the noughties, and after 2020 we will have the twenties, so this has to be the most logical name for the one between.
Man: I've had some fun during the noughties!
Other Man: Yes, just think what fun we could have during the oneties!
Other Man: Yes, just think what fun we could have during the oneties!
by Little Computer Nerd December 8, 2009
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