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onetti

Some weird ass lil midget. He thinks he's taller and superior than other midgets when he probably 4 feet tall irl
Onetti says hes 5.4, thats some wild bs he 4 feet tall
by real gemer fdez November 23, 2021
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onetis

Guy one: dude it’s been 3 months get over her!
Guy two: i know but she’s perfect in every way she all i need!
Guy one: not another onetis bro u need to play the field, she’s just not that into you
by tux* October 14, 2009
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oneitis

Often confused with love, this is the feeling that a particular woman is actually special. This is just an illusion; she is the same as the other three or so billion. "Go fuck ten other women" is the most commonly prescribed treatment for this "disease" (hence the "itis"), as it tends to show quite quickly how very alike people are.

In other words, get over yourself and your obsession with that girl, because it's just an illusion. And when you get rejected, don't be depressed. Because there's really not much to worry about.
Dude, you definitely have oneitis for that girl. You've been talking about her nonstop for the past week. Don't you realize she's nothing special, and that you are just being fooled? Snap out of it so you won't be so depressed when she rejects you!
by Fuss December 1, 2004
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oneitis

Mickey Black's definition is fucking retarded.

There is only one simple explanation for the term: An unhealthy romantic obsession or fixation for/on one person. This mental disease will often interfere with your ability to attract said person, due to your clingyness.
I'm suffering from oneitis because I have a massive crush on that one girl who works at that one store.
by Sroek July 8, 2010
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Oettinger

A German import beer available in Australia, notable for its outrageously cheap price and high alcoholic content.
Student: "Dude, Oettinger is great!"

Anyone else: "This shit is awful"
by alfonso_c April 21, 2010
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oneitis

An unhealthy romantic obsession with a single person. Usually accompanied by un-reciprocated affection and completely unrealistic idealization of the siad person.
John, snap out of your oneitis man. She's not into you.
by _AtoZ_ March 8, 2010
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Oneties

The name of the decade from 2010 to 2019. We've had the noughties, and after 2020 we will have the twenties, so this has to be the most logical name for the one between.
Man: I've had some fun during the noughties!
Other Man: Yes, just think what fun we could have during the oneties!
by Little Computer Nerd December 8, 2009
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