Oneties

The name of the decade from 2010 to 2019. We've had the noughties, and after 2020 we will have the twenties, so this has to be the most logical name for the one between.

Man: I've had some fun during the noughties!
Other Man: Yes, just think what fun we could have during the oneties!

by Little Computer Nerd December 8, 2009

onesies

Colloquial description of a one piece leather suite used for motorcycle riding. Term originally coined by highly esteemed female Australian bike rider of Melbourne location many many years ago. Since purchasing her own "onesies" it has been decreeded under Melbourne Bike Rider assesment to be the hottest arse in a set of onesies evvaaaaaaaaaaar !!!

she " Dude onesies for the track today ?"

dude "hell yeah help me pull 'em on"

she " meh, your arse aint never gunna look as good as mine does in onesies"

by sharkuss February 2, 2010

onetis

That one girl you really obsesed with.

Guy one: dude it’s been 3 months get over her!
Guy two: i know but she’s perfect in every way she all i need!
Guy one: not another onetis bro u need to play the field, she’s just not that into you

by tux* October 14, 2009

onesies

sexyyy !
sexiest garment on earth ;)

ninette: yo bry, r u going to the pajama party ?
bry: yea im wearing my onesies
ninnete: sexayyy ! ;)

by cytb April 12, 2011

onesies

One piece long underwear, generally worn by infants and toddlers. Plural of onesie.

I have a drawer full of onesies from when I was five years old.

by phreek123 December 9, 2008

onesies

N. urination. Derived from the term number one. Originally used in the sitcom show Scrubs.

"Sorry, gotta go make onesies."

by Scrubby May 6, 2008

Oneites

Oneites is the condition where a man is unaware of his options or is afraid of losing a woman that they become a beta pussy and in some cases even a cuck.

Jimmy went on 2 dates with a slut and now he has oneites, he thinks this is his only chance for love.

by @mrkulci December 13, 2020