An individual (usually male) who thinks he is Neo (the one). He/She has fast reactions and thinks they are good at everything but is really just a womble.
oneeleven is used by geeks with a querty keyboard when they are putting a lot of !!!!.
When they make a mistake, the 1 is one the same button as ! so they make !!!!111
OMFG! i owned that noob and now he is getting his mom!!!!!11!!!oneeleven!
Is a general term used to describe stupid people on Urban Dictionary trying to impress a friend or start something with their names. They will often write a sickening paragraph about how 'cute' or 'sweet' or 'amazing in bed' said person is, then read the "Write for a large audience." And "Don't name your friends." Rule and change the 'is so sweet and amazing and' to 'is USUALLY so sweet and amazing and'. Its like the same person writes the exact same crap over and over and over and over with different names.
Tim D -vb. to sex someone up n. man with a massive schlong vb.That whore just got timmed n.You hear about Bob? He is timming that chick.
Melanie - A name for a girl. french, means "dark". like dark hair, olive skin. people named melanie are always really pretty and super nice. just sexy, if you will. used to say it when seeing a pretty girl, but they obviously will never match up to her standards.
Male/female oneletterlastname - generic sickeningly disgusting explanation of over dramatised aspects of peoples personality, or how awesome said person is in bed
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my realbirthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*