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Dumbcunt.

onateo stfu you dumbcunt.

onateo by Anonymous March 22, 2003

Onteora 

A high school in Boiceville, NY with all your normal high school stereotypes: soft jocks, self-proclaimed hipsters, scene girls, programmer nerds, losers, yuppies, etc. The school comes from three different elementary schools with fixed associations: Woodstock/West Hurley (hipsters/potheads), Olive (jocks/rednecks) and Phoenicia (more outdoorsy-type woodstockers/more rednecks). Nothing special in the education here, all the good teachers are young and get laid off in the schools ever-growing budget cuts. The district can't seem to find a good superintendent, but whoever they hire closes school at the sight of a snowflake. Most Onteora kids don't expect any sort of spring break. Pretty much every kid smokes pot, but not necessarily in the detrimental stoner kinda way. Kingston is ghetto and Saugerties is homogeneous and dull. School spirit is as weak as shit, I doubt most non-athletic students would know we're even the so-politically-correct Indians. Only things we can get right seem to be wrestling, skiing, and marching band a few years back. If you're transferring here I strongly advise convincing your parents to home school you.
Also known for pretty much school-wide alcohol-soaked parties throughout the year.

Saugerties Kid: Damn I got so much homework today.
Kingston Kid:
Yeah school sucks, but that shitty Onteora superintendent saw a snowflake this morning in Pine Hill and closed school. Lucky ass Onteora kids.

Onteora by Woodstocker March 28, 2011

Xenia Onatopp

An extravagant exotic character, Xenia Onatopp makes a visually stunning villainess. Georgian, former Soviet fighter pilot, this seductive femme fatale enjoys killing, and where possible gets much pleasure out of strangling her lovers in the bedroom. Putting a seductive, sexually suggestive twist on most aspects, Xenia also enjoys fast cars, cigars and winning – something she becomes increasingly annoyed at when she loses to James Bond on a number of occasions.

Xenia Onatopp visits Bond's hotel where she tries to kill him using her favorite method – strangulation of her lover/victim with her thighs. After Bond gains the upper hand, he instructs her to take him to Janus.

Xenia Onatopp by Dancing with Fire July 14, 2011

Xenia Zaragevna Onatopp 

From the bond movie "Goldeneye". She is a sexy female henchman who could put a tight squeeze around her victims with her legs. Squeezing them to death

Xenia: Xenia Zaragevna Onatopp
Bond: .....Onatopp?
Xenia:.....Onatopp.

Xenia Zaragevna Onatopp by lfletch1 May 22, 2007

Oñate highschool

Puts the cool in School. Way better than cen10 high that hoe’s got hella crackheads. Oñate is for the purest of souls only. #oñaterules #cen10eatsshit

“Oñate highschool is wayyyy better than any other school in Las Cruces.” -anybody ever

Oñate highschool by Abiisnotmyrealname November 13, 2018

Onteora 

Onteora high school, our population consists of “jocks”, who are on the football team and even tho we haven’t won anything in at least 500 years they’re convinced theyre the best thing to ever happen to our school. Pretentious,“im too good for any of you or this school,” type nerds. Red necks, some are tolerable but for the most part theyre racist white trash who are usually on our (horrible) football team.

Art kids, usually kind and not too weird but way too mature for the kids at our school few actively dislike them tho although lots of people don’t talk to them but they kinda thrive in our ever growing art program. Girl athletes, always fit, good at every sport ever and are so intimidating. Theres the white kids who think they can say the n word and try to act “kingston.” Then, there’s stoners, you already know their description. But, lower that 5% (10% in a good year) of the school is anything but white so, don’t expect any type of diversity. Almost every student has at least tried weed, some even harder drugs, we don’t have a drug problem tho like margaretville or other schools that do coke in the bathroom.Theres no fights, the last real fight was 4 years ago when someone called someone else the n-word with a hard r (illustrates our school perfectly.) Our school spirit has gotten better in recent years, probably in response to our mascot getting changed (thank god) from the Indians to the Eagles, a good 4 years ago,

but the red necks are still butt hurt about us taking away their “traditions.” Our education is the best in the area, saugerties is bland and racist and stuck in the 1950s with and education to match, kingston is ghetto (as ghetto as upstate new york can be) and their education is also to match. Onteora isn’t a horrible school but also I don’t recommend it...

kingston kid: “oh you’re from onteora? damn. u sure you’re not racist?”

Onteora by loserwoodstockkid September 20, 2019

ONATOR 

ONATOR, ONATORS.

A secret underground society in which highly skilled undrafted basketball players unite to form the ONATORS.

ALSO : a rec basketball team known for going 0-8 in regular season play.

Did you get down to Family First on Friday to see the ONATORS rip up the court ?

ONATOR by ONATOR March 17, 2017