Onteora 

A high school in Boiceville, NY with all your normal high school stereotypes: soft jocks, self-proclaimed hipsters, scene girls, programmer nerds, losers, yuppies, etc. The school comes from three different elementary schools with fixed associations: Woodstock/West Hurley (hipsters/potheads), Olive (jocks/rednecks) and Phoenicia (more outdoorsy-type woodstockers/more rednecks). Nothing special in the education here, all the good teachers are young and get laid off in the schools ever-growing budget cuts. The district can't seem to find a good superintendent, but whoever they hire closes school at the sight of a snowflake. Most Onteora kids don't expect any sort of spring break. Pretty much every kid smokes pot, but not necessarily in the detrimental stoner kinda way. Kingston is ghetto and Saugerties is homogeneous and dull. School spirit is as weak as shit, I doubt most non-athletic students would know we're even the so-politically-correct Indians. Only things we can get right seem to be wrestling, skiing, and marching band a few years back. If you're transferring here I strongly advise convincing your parents to home school you.
Also known for pretty much school-wide alcohol-soaked parties throughout the year.

Saugerties Kid: Damn I got so much homework today.
Kingston Kid:
Yeah school sucks, but that shitty Onteora superintendent saw a snowflake this morning in Pine Hill and closed school. Lucky ass Onteora kids.

Onteora by Woodstocker March 28, 2011

Onteora 

Onteora high school, our population consists of “jocks”, who are on the football team and even tho we haven’t won anything in at least 500 years they’re convinced theyre the best thing to ever happen to our school. Pretentious,“im too good for any of you or this school,” type nerds. Red necks, some are tolerable but for the most part theyre racist white trash who are usually on our (horrible) football team.

Art kids, usually kind and not too weird but way too mature for the kids at our school few actively dislike them tho although lots of people don’t talk to them but they kinda thrive in our ever growing art program. Girl athletes, always fit, good at every sport ever and are so intimidating. Theres the white kids who think they can say the n word and try to act “kingston.” Then, there’s stoners, you already know their description. But, lower that 5% (10% in a good year) of the school is anything but white so, don’t expect any type of diversity. Almost every student has at least tried weed, some even harder drugs, we don’t have a drug problem tho like margaretville or other schools that do coke in the bathroom.Theres no fights, the last real fight was 4 years ago when someone called someone else the n-word with a hard r (illustrates our school perfectly.) Our school spirit has gotten better in recent years, probably in response to our mascot getting changed (thank god) from the Indians to the Eagles, a good 4 years ago,

but the red necks are still butt hurt about us taking away their “traditions.” Our education is the best in the area, saugerties is bland and racist and stuck in the 1950s with and education to match, kingston is ghetto (as ghetto as upstate new york can be) and their education is also to match. Onteora isn’t a horrible school but also I don’t recommend it...

kingston kid: “oh you’re from onteora? damn. u sure you’re not racist?”

Onteora by loserwoodstockkid September 20, 2019

onteraniriginorical 

when someone sticks their finger in another persons butt and it comes out with some nice joocy chocolate on it

i had sex with a guy last night and we had a very onteraniriginorical experience

onteraniriginorical by jsmithy22 August 10, 2021

ontora

jungkook’s legal and loving wife

yo y’all see that it’s jungkook’s wife ontora

ontora by jason36782 July 28, 2023

ontora

a girl with a fat scrumptious ass and a beautiful face with an amazing personality

look at ontora’s fine ass over there

ontora by jason36782 July 28, 2023