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Unanimous Party Pact
Also know as UPP, A unanimous agreement within everybody at one party to convince one or two drunken idiots to do something incredibly stupid. Usually consisting of a fight or an unforgettable party prank.
1: Orin: "Hey Eric, that Chad that's dancing by himself over there just told me he donkey punched your mom last night!"
Eric (already wasted): "That son of a bitch! I'm gonna go rip his heart out and stick it in the microwave!"
Hours later:
Officer Malone: "What do you think happened here?"
Officer Holsclaw: "Well Malone, this looks like a clear cut case of a Unanimous Party Pact, because everyone seems to find it funny, and nobody's spilling any details."
Officer Malone: "Well, lets get this body out of here"
2: Eric (to Sonny): "Hey man, Derick just told me that he donkey punched your sister earlier today"
Orin (to Derick): "Dude Derick, Sonny just told me he donkey punched your sister 20 minutes ago!"
Thus commences an epic fight of drunken proportions.
3: Eric and Orin (to Andy): "Hey dude, I bet you can't donkey punch that booze wench by the end of the night"
Andy: "Is that Molly? I'll take that bet!"
Eric (already wasted): "That son of a bitch! I'm gonna go rip his heart out and stick it in the microwave!"
Hours later:
Officer Malone: "What do you think happened here?"
Officer Holsclaw: "Well Malone, this looks like a clear cut case of a Unanimous Party Pact, because everyone seems to find it funny, and nobody's spilling any details."
Officer Malone: "Well, lets get this body out of here"
2: Eric (to Sonny): "Hey man, Derick just told me that he donkey punched your sister earlier today"
Orin (to Derick): "Dude Derick, Sonny just told me he donkey punched your sister 20 minutes ago!"
Thus commences an epic fight of drunken proportions.
3: Eric and Orin (to Andy): "Hey dude, I bet you can't donkey punch that booze wench by the end of the night"
Andy: "Is that Molly? I'll take that bet!"
Unanimous Party Pact by O.G.² February 24, 2009
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Owlaholics Unanymous
Owlaholics Unanymous is a burrowship of men and women, (on Facebook in the group Owliacs), who share their experience, strength and hope with each other that they may perpatuate their common obcession and help others to discover owlaholism.
The only requirement for membership is a desire to begin or continue to perpetuate OWLAHOLISM, (as defined in the Urban Dictionary). There are no dues or fees for O.U. membership; we are self- sustaining through our own mental illness with owls.
O.U. is not allied with any sect, denomination, politics, or institution; and wishes to engage in any and all owl controversies, as well as totally endorsing or opposing anything or anyone having to do with our worship and veneration of the owl. Our primary purpose is to stay Owlaholics and help others to achieve full blown Owlaholism.
The only requirement for membership is a desire to begin or continue to perpetuate OWLAHOLISM, (as defined in the Urban Dictionary). There are no dues or fees for O.U. membership; we are self- sustaining through our own mental illness with owls.
O.U. is not allied with any sect, denomination, politics, or institution; and wishes to engage in any and all owl controversies, as well as totally endorsing or opposing anything or anyone having to do with our worship and veneration of the owl. Our primary purpose is to stay Owlaholics and help others to achieve full blown Owlaholism.
After years of pain and loneliness as a result of constant thoughts of owls, Ivonne finally felt "a part of", after going to her first Owlaholics Unanymous meeting.
Owlaholics Unanymous by Owliac mom April 19, 2011
Umanimous
A single vote by a man on any given topic or decision, most commonly in his favor. A choice made by a man for a certain outcome or result.
Umanimous by gw245 Rapid City, SD November 14, 2010
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