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onaccounta
Pronunciation: on-uh-count-uh
Function: dismissive, or distractive
Etymology: Slang for "on account of"
Origin: Circa 1993, Ohio, USA, Ort and Mabee family
1. Used in place of "because I said so"
2. Used in response to general "why...?" questions when one does not have the motivation to respond to the question
Function: dismissive, or distractive
Etymology: Slang for "on account of"
Origin: Circa 1993, Ohio, USA, Ort and Mabee family
1. Used in place of "because I said so"
2. Used in response to general "why...?" questions when one does not have the motivation to respond to the question
"Why do I have to brush my teeth?"
"Because."
"But why?"
"Onaccounta."
"Why do I have to make my bed?"
"Because."
"But why?"
"Onaccounta."
"Because."
"But why?"
"Onaccounta."
"Why do I have to make my bed?"
"Because."
"But why?"
"Onaccounta."
onaccounta by EebamXela December 20, 2008
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onnacounta
onnacounta by Ferrit October 20, 2003
onaccounta
Pronunciation: on-uh-count-uh
Function: dismissive, or distractive
Etymology: Slang for "on account of"
1. Used in place of "because I said so"
2. Used in response to general "why...?" questions when one does not have the motivation to respond to the question
"Why do I have to brush my teeth?"
"Because."
"But why?"
"Onaccounta."
"Why do I have to make my bed?"
"Because."
"But why?"
"Onaccounta."
Function: dismissive, or distractive
Etymology: Slang for "on account of"
1. Used in place of "because I said so"
2. Used in response to general "why...?" questions when one does not have the motivation to respond to the question
"Why do I have to brush my teeth?"
"Because."
"But why?"
"Onaccounta."
"Why do I have to make my bed?"
"Because."
"But why?"
"Onaccounta."
"Why do I have to brush my teeth?"
"Because."
"But why?"
"Onaccounta."
"Why do I have to make my bed?"
"Because."
"But why?"
"Onaccounta."
"Because."
"But why?"
"Onaccounta."
"Why do I have to make my bed?"
"Because."
"But why?"
"Onaccounta."
onaccounta by EebamXela December 22, 2008
Onaccountaklonopin
the convenient dismissal offered up in hopes to justify, explain, or excuse the poor behavior and/or negative outcomes of events -- due to unmistakable side effects of benzodiazepine impairment, especially Klonopin (clonazepam)
"I would've remembered that I had court today, but I slept right thru my arraignment onaccountaklonopin!"
-- Said a voice-mail left from a county jail telephone
-- Said a voice-mail left from a county jail telephone
Onaccountaklonopin by AorticKamikaze September 8, 2022
Onacona
A one eyed wank Gator, usually found in chats or karaokes where it gets down and slithers upon its belly just like a reptile!
Onacona by Terminatrixx November 2, 2021
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