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onaccounta

Pronunciation: on-uh-count-uh
Function: dismissive, or distractive
Etymology: Slang for "on account of"
Origin: Circa 1993, Ohio, USA, Ort and Mabee family

1. Used in place of "because I said so"
2. Used in response to general "why...?" questions when one does not have the motivation to respond to the question
"Why do I have to brush my teeth?"
"Because."
"But why?"
"Onaccounta."


"Why do I have to make my bed?"
"Because."
"But why?"
"Onaccounta."
onaccounta by EebamXela December 20, 2008

Onnaconna 

Because.
I went to the store onnaconna I was out of milk.

onaccounta

Pronunciation: on-uh-count-uh
Function: dismissive, or distractive
Etymology: Slang for "on account of"

1. Used in place of "because I said so"
2. Used in response to general "why...?" questions when one does not have the motivation to respond to the question


"Why do I have to brush my teeth?"
"Because."
"But why?"
"Onaccounta."


"Why do I have to make my bed?"
"Because."
"But why?"
"Onaccounta."
"Why do I have to brush my teeth?"
"Because."
"But why?"
"Onaccounta."


"Why do I have to make my bed?"
"Because."
"But why?"
"Onaccounta."
onaccounta by EebamXela December 22, 2008

onacounta 

Because.
I had to go to the store yesterday onacounta I was out of blueberries.
onacounta by Sassaay September 24, 2023

Onaccountaklonopin 

the convenient dismissal offered up in hopes to justify, explain, or excuse the poor behavior and/or negative outcomes of events -- due to unmistakable side effects of benzodiazepine impairment, especially Klonopin (clonazepam)
"I would've remembered that I had court today, but I slept right thru my arraignment onaccountaklonopin!"
-- Said a voice-mail left from a county jail telephone
Onaccountaklonopin by AorticKamikaze September 8, 2022

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022