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Whip Cream On Dog Shit
When something good happens, but the negatives already far outweigh anything positive. The positive is small and of little importance when compared to the negative.
Two men on a golf course:
Jim: (on the 18th hole) Great putt, Mike.
Mike: (after a terrible round of golf) Ah, Whip Cream on Dog Shit.
Jim: (on the 18th hole) Great putt, Mike.
Mike: (after a terrible round of golf) Ah, Whip Cream on Dog Shit.
Whip Cream On Dog Shit by Russessabagina December 20, 2009
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you must be on dog food
To tell someone they said something stupid or crazy,or there being crazy.Also to tell someone you must be on crack
Joe< Go outside and stand in the cold
Chris< Hell naw it 20 degrees outside
Joe<I dont care
Chris< Nigga you must be on dog food
Chris< Hell naw it 20 degrees outside
Joe<I dont care
Chris< Nigga you must be on dog food
you must be on dog food by Antwon Davis January 3, 2007
White Stuff on Dog Shit
White Stuff on Dog Shit by Jayme B. Thompson October 8, 2011
put on the dog
Put on (the) dog is an expression that means ‘to make a display of wealth or importance, especially by dressing stylishly and flashily’. It’s similar in meaning to the later expression put on the ritz.
put on the dog by Jacob Schlegel August 3, 2007
Couldn't lead a dog on a leash
Total inability to act as commander, director, or guide; Complete failure to show the way to by going in advance
Couldn't lead a dog on a leash by Eugene Pleymaker September 29, 2003
I wouldn't use it to hit a dog on the ass
Used to describe something that has no value, doesn't taste good, doesn't look good, doesn't work and is inferior.
"Have you heard the new XYZ CD?" Matt asked Janine.
"Yup. Sucks. I wouldn't use it to hit a dog on the ass." Janine replied.
"Yup. Sucks. I wouldn't use it to hit a dog on the ass." Janine replied.
I wouldn't use it to hit a dog on the ass by bingo lingo August 29, 2010
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