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Did you hear that James broke up with Jenny?

OMPTF!

omptf by OMPTF July 16, 2016

omwtfyb 

an acronym for the popular phrase; "On My Way To Fuck Your Bitch." This condensed acronym version is often used as a tag on pictures concerning spontaneous and often whimsical forms of motion and transport.

Bill: Dude this fat guy's on a slip&slide ripping down a hill
Dale: LMFAO DUDE, post and tag it OMWTFYB

omwtfyb by ChiefT March 14, 2014

omwtfyd

“On my way to fuck your dad”

I’ll be omwtfyd if you don’t start acting right

omwtfyd by Jimmythenewtandron August 2, 2020

Omptompkin 

When someone is really high, and you tell a story about something that had to do with the conversation brought up 10 minutes ago.

Kid 1: whose your favorite actor?
kid 2: pierce brosnan
Kid 3: sean connery
(10 minutes go by and now a new conversation)
kid 4: dude! I just had the biggest Omptompkin! I like Jackie Chan.
kid 2: what? That was so late.

Omptompkin by Bay Area toker February 3, 2010

Omwtfyb 

On my way to fuck your bitch

Hey man I’m omwtfyb

Omwtfyb by Weeabo killer October 24, 2017

OMPF 

"Oh my pin factory," Used as an OMG by Pin from BFDI.

Pencil: NO! Bleh!
Pin: OMPF! Over-reacting!

OMPF by WestbrookAnimations November 28, 2017

Omwtfyb 

On my way to fuck yo bitch

"Hey where you going bro?" "Oh nothing just omwtfyb no big deal."

Omwtfyb by Cracknails666 June 14, 2022