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an acronym for the popular phrase; "On My Way To Fuck Your Bitch." This condensed acronym version is often used as a tag on pictures concerning spontaneous and often whimsical forms of motion and transport.
Bill: Dude this fat guy's on a slip&slide ripping down a hill
Dale: LMFAO DUDE, post and tag it OMWTFYB
omwtfyb by ChiefT March 14, 2014
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Hey man I’m omwtfyb
Omwtfyb by Weeabo killer October 24, 2017
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"Hey where you going bro?" "Oh nothing just omwtfyb no big deal."
Omwtfyb by Cracknails666 June 14, 2022
Short for "on my way to fuck your bitch"
John- DAYYYMM she's fine
Dylan- she is carter's bitch

John- than I'm omw2fyb
omw2fyb by thebvbbatman December 28, 2014
“On my way to fuck your dad”
I’ll be omwtfyd if you don’t start acting right
omwtfyd by Jimmythenewtandron August 2, 2020
An acronym for “on my way to fuck your mom
Nigga shit yo ass up I’m omwtfym right now
omwtfym by Marmalade’s funeral March 23, 2020
Yesterday night, when my parents were asleep, I answered to by friend, "I'm omw2fyb" and he got real pissed.
omw2fyb by Joseph Chicken September 26, 2017
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