omph

another word for holy shit, also used in place of the word damn.

your girlfriend misses her period? you respond OMPH!! then you find out you really are the father and you say OMPHHHHHH!!!!!

by The Pharaohs October 29, 2009

omph

"omph" is something you say when you get rekt, or there is an awkward moment.

When you get absolutely synagoggued (rekt) you can just say, "omph"

Someone says to you, "your so fucking ugly!" You say, "omph"

by mohnique DJ October 25, 2015

OMPH

To have a certain spark/spunk or a certain panache .

Our relationship , no longer has that special OMPH , as before .

by WinnieEnt August 27, 2012

OMPH

It's an abbreviation; "ouch, my pussy hurts." There's an intuit phrase that means essentially the same thing, forgive my spelling this phonetically: ishkaga ganish. "Ouch, my pussy hurts."

Jim: "how did you like my sexy picture?"

Jane: "I'm so horny... OMPH."

by BonTerra425 July 29, 2016

omphalophobia

The fear of belly buttons.

I can't let anyone near my belly button. I have omphalophobia.

by claya_1 April 22, 2006

omphalos

Someone who thinks that they are the centre of the universe

Mr A:'Hey Mr B, look over there at that person who is driving in the middle of the motorway at 186.24mph, he must think that the nearest star is emitting its electromagnetic radiation out of his anal sphinctus'
Mr B:'Yeah what an omphalos'

by BenKenTheBest April 7, 2003

Omphaloskepsis

The contemplation of one's navel.

Katrina: "It worries me that Edgar spends so much time staring at his belly button these days."
Samuel: "Well, he did vow to practice Omphaloskepsis for three hours a day."

by please dont try this at home April 9, 2007