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omphalos 

Someone who thinks that they are the centre of the universe
Mr A:'Hey Mr B, look over there at that person who is driving in the middle of the motorway at 186.24mph, he must think that the nearest star is emitting its electromagnetic radiation out of his anal sphinctus'
Mr B:'Yeah what an omphalos'
omphalos by BenKenTheBest April 7, 2003
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omphalos 

The religion, however worshipped, of oneself as the center of the universe.
"To ourselves... new paganism... omphalos."

"Ulysses", Chapter 1
by James Joyce
omphalos by Sue Dohnim June 16, 2004

omphalos 

Some random site used by the serpents hand for some training or something

##roblox #tsh

oof
Hey who wants a start-up

yay let's go to omphalos
omphalos by Xiathier May 12, 2018

Omphalos 

Omphalos is the center of Manipal University Jaipur. They are a community of like minded people which helps everyone to develop confidence in person with the help of their fun and interactive events.
They have events like Marvel and Anime theme based events, Prom( this event is stolen by other clubs also but we would say you should stick to omphalos ), Blind dates, Sketch film competitions etc..
Workshops by industry professionals to develop confidence and understand human psychology.
It is the community where you'll find everyone from a graduate to a fresher student all of them assembled here to bring the best in everybody.
Convergence is a cheap copy of omphalos.
Omphalos by Mujofficial November 27, 2021

omphalophobia 

I can't let anyone near my belly button. I have omphalophobia.
omphalophobia by claya_1 April 22, 2006

Omphaloskepsis 

Katrina: "It worries me that Edgar spends so much time staring at his belly button these days."
Samuel: "Well, he did vow to practice Omphaloskepsis for three hours a day."

omphaloskepsis 

the inspection of one's navel
omphaloskepsis by Anonymous March 31, 2003
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