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Someone who thinks that they are the centre of the universe
Mr A:'Hey Mr B, look over there at that person who is driving in the middle of the motorway at 186.24mph, he must think that the nearest star is emitting its electromagnetic radiation out of his anal sphinctus'
Mr B:'Yeah what an omphalos'
by BenKenTheBest April 07, 2003
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A method of guessing on a multiple choice test that involves looking at the position of the second hand. If the hand is between 12 and 3 the guess is A. If the hand is between 3 and 6 the guess is B. Between 6 and 9 guess C. Between 9 and 12 guess D.
I passed my test! Thanks to the Clock Method
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The religion, however worshipped, of oneself as the center of the universe.
"To ourselves... new paganism... omphalos."

"Ulysses", Chapter 1
by James Joyce
by Sue Dohnim June 16, 2004
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