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A stupid fucking word young teens use these days for no fucking reason whatsoever. This word maybe used to express excitement, or maybe not.. Either way, its used in the most absolute dogshit places ever. You're gonna scream if you start hearing it everyday
Michael: Yo I got a new phone today!
Sam: Omphoooooooo!

Steven: Hey look that, I like that woman
Niles: Omphoooo bro, you got the true love broo, omphooooo!!!!
Steven: Shut the fuck up Steven or I'mma smack your face on the wall!
Niles: Ompho, that's bad bruh
Steven: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh..!!!!
Ompho by waitholdonasec May 31, 2022
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A stupid fucking word young teens use these days for no fucking reason whatsoever. This word maybe used to express excitement or maybe not, either way, this is used in the most absolute dogshit places ever. You're just gonna scream if you start hearing this daily.
Michael: Hey bro, I got this new phone today
Steven: Omphooooooooooo

John: Ayo look there, I like that girl
Sam: Omphooooo, you got the true love bro!! Omphoooooo!!
John: Shut the fuck up Sam or I'mma smack your face on the wall!
Sam: Omphoooo bro, that's bad
John: Aaaaahhhh!!!
Ompho by waitholdonasec May 28, 2022
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Abbreviation of "Obama Phone," the free wireless phones provided for low-income Americans by the FTC's Lifeline program.

Because the phones are provided free to low-income persons, the benefit is assumed to come from President Obama.
Only a fool would work to get a new iPhone when an oPhone is free.
oPhone by chingaleta September 27, 2012
A cellphone that has gone missing for days on end. A phone without a home.
I have looked all over the house and checked several lost-and-founds for my phone, but I can't find it anywhere. Please come home, little orphone!
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omphalophobia 

I can't let anyone near my belly button. I have omphalophobia.
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omphalos 

Someone who thinks that they are the centre of the universe
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Mr B:'Yeah what an omphalos'
omphalos by BenKenTheBest April 7, 2003
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