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Omojesu is an annoying boy who doesn't fail to make one laugh and have a good time. He loves to cook and has a strong spirit. He is strong willed and would do anything he sets his mind to. His name also means "child of Jesus" in the Nigerian yoruba language
Joe: That dude omojesu is soo annoying
Jack: yes, but he can be pretty determined
omojesu by Rookie bottom June 21, 2023
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This term is the same as saying "Oh my Jesus." Everybody says omg or oh em gee, but we all know that Jesus saves babies.
Person1: Caitlin broke up with me. =(
Person2: Yeah... She was all over me at the party.
Person3: OmJesus!
OmJesus by d2x_caleb@yahoo.com March 25, 2007
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a combination of "omg!" with "jesus", hence omjesus.
friend: paris hilton just died.
me: *sobs* OMJESUS! why couldn't it've been you?!
omjesus by sally_dago October 19, 2008
This is an updated version of oh my god and can be used as a general cry of exclamation. It can effectively be used to offend religious people.
person 1: OMJesus did u see the game last night?
person 2:Shut the fuck up you whore
OMJesus by Theguitaristwiththeskills November 20, 2010
Alternate expression of omg, usually used in extreme instances where a saviour needs to be designated. Originated from making fun of fagtards who use omg. Created by me. Jesus can also be alternated with Buddha (ombuddha), Allah (omAllah), or for the scene kids myspace (omSpace).
"OMJesus!!! can you hear those n00bs saying OMG. They are sooo lame"
omjesus by Laura and Casey December 24, 2005

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026