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omnijoule 

The omnijoule (OJ) is equal to all (∞) joules. This is approximately the amount of energy required to heat all the water on Earth by 10 °C and above. The thermal output of the Sun is approximately 400 YJ per second.
If you can control an omnijoule of energy, you must be beyond our universe.
omnijoule by potking1 August 15, 2018
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omnipolex 

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omnipolex by Anonymous February 24, 2003
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Omnitolerant 

When you have a tolerance to every major class of drug at the same time
"Damn nothing works anymore, I must be omnitolerant"
Omnitolerant by Watkat July 18, 2021

omnipolex 

Any form of the rare species Homoerectosuculus, with bloodshot eyes. Commonly found on IRC channels, often sucking old men's unwashed cocks for money.
The Omnipolex's white, dripping face glared at me from a distance.
omnipolex by TK`Devourer February 24, 2003

omnipulent 

Always rich and superior in quality, in every quality. Always.

Generally applies to Chuck Norris and anyone named Alex. However, many wisemen or gods are omnipulent if their words have moral value to them.
Chuck norris is the most omnipulent mother fucker around
omnipulent by DJ Russly October 21, 2010

omnipolex 

Rabid homosexual who is dire need of cock.
TK`Dev- is an omnipolex.
omnipolex by Anonymous February 24, 2003
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