omnipolex

Any form of the rare species Homoerectosuculus, with bloodshot eyes. Commonly found on IRC channels, often sucking old men's unwashed cocks for money.

The Omnipolex's white, dripping face glared at me from a distance.

by TK`Devourer February 24, 2003

lampshade digestor

1. Any male or female with a mouth shaped like a lampshade, circular and thin at the back but gradually getting wider.
2. Any male or female which can fit their mouth over Jade Goody's pussy and keep it there.

My brother is a real lampshade digestor.

by TK`Devourer March 17, 2003