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short version of "oh my jesus"

is derived from the internet slang "omg" meaning "oh my god"
John says:
no - ice
John says:
the sun has no - ice
John says:
but it is noice
John says
ironic?
John says:
omgesus
omgesus by john dirkse May 22, 2008
Related Words

OMGeezus 

expression used in place of the popular acronym OMG - Oh My God
Jane: OMG!
John: Don't use the Lord's name in vain!
Jane: OMGeezus!
John: WTF!?
OMGeezus by NUMBER4940s August 26, 2009

omgeesus 

Used when the regular 'omg' does not have enough emphasis. Appropriate only in text. It should never be spoken aloud to avoid the angry wrath of God.
"Dude, i just got a new bong!"
"omgeesus i'm so down."

"omgeezus im drunvk aas fick.."
omgeesus by JayBayBay August 2, 2009
Means Holy Shit and What the Fuck in one word.
Susie drops a plate and it breaks her damn leg.
Me: OMGESUS!!!
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026