omgesus 

short version of "oh my jesus"

is derived from the internet slang "omg" meaning "oh my god"

John says:
no - ice
John says:
the sun has no - ice
John says:
but it is noice
John says
ironic?
John says:
omgesus

omgesus by john dirkse May 22, 2008

Omgesus 

Means Holy Shit and What the Fuck in one word.

Susie drops a plate and it breaks her damn leg.
Me: OMGESUS!!!

Omgesus by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 6, 2019

OmJesus 

This term is the same as saying "Oh my Jesus." Everybody says omg or oh em gee, but we all know that Jesus saves babies.

Person1: Caitlin broke up with me. =(
Person2: Yeah... She was all over me at the party.
Person3: OmJesus!

OmJesus by [e-mail] March 25, 2007

omjesus 

a combination of "omg!" with "jesus", hence omjesus.

friend: paris hilton just died.
me: *sobs* OMJESUS! why couldn't it've been you?!

omjesus by sally_dago October 19, 2008

omgsus 

a mix between omg, meaning oh my god, and jesus. It basically means oh my jesus. Pronounced: "o-m-g-sus"

omgsus! You just obliterated me in halo 3!

omgsus by Trasavon November 16, 2009

OMJesus 

This is an updated version of oh my god and can be used as a general cry of exclamation. It can effectively be used to offend religious people.

person 1: OMJesus did u see the game last night?
person 2:Shut the fuck up you whore

OMJesus by Theguitaristwiththeskills November 20, 2010

omjesus 

Alternate expression of omg, usually used in extreme instances where a saviour needs to be designated. Originated from making fun of fagtards who use omg. Created by me. Jesus can also be alternated with Buddha (ombuddha), Allah (omAllah), or for the scene kids myspace (omSpace).

"OMJesus!!! can you hear those n00bs saying OMG. They are sooo lame"

omjesus by Laura and Casey December 24, 2005