omgeesus 

Used when the regular 'omg' does not have enough emphasis. Appropriate only in text. It should never be spoken aloud to avoid the angry wrath of God.

"Dude, i just got a new bong!"
"omgeesus i'm so down."

"omgeezus im drunvk aas fick.."

omgeesus by JayBayBay August 2, 2009

omgesus 

short version of "oh my jesus"

is derived from the internet slang "omg" meaning "oh my god"

John says:
no - ice
John says:
the sun has no - ice
John says:
but it is noice
John says
ironic?
John says:
omgesus

omgesus by john dirkse May 22, 2008

OMGeezus 

expression used in place of the popular acronym OMG - Oh My God

Jane: OMG!
John: Don't use the Lord's name in vain!
Jane: OMGeezus!
John: WTF!?

OMGeezus by NUMBER4940s August 26, 2009

omgeeshus

another way of saying (typing) oh my Jesus.

weird chick: i ate a purple cat today.
random person: omgeeshus

omgeeshus by HOLYMOTHEROFMICHAELJACKSON July 5, 2010

Omgesus 

Means Holy Shit and What the Fuck in one word.

Susie drops a plate and it breaks her damn leg.
Me: OMGESUS!!!

Omgesus by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 6, 2019

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020