ollon
A ollon looks pretty much like small head, with a cheese stench... Very amusing, yes. Drabant is the preferred flavour!
ollon by Gegge Lundin June 3, 2003
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Rollon Ollon
Rollon Ollon is the best DnD character ever. He is the strongest character in his current campain and he gets all the dragon pussy
Rollon Ollon by Rollon Ollon October 8, 2021
Ollo
Ollo by packerwiki July 11, 2022
Olilondonphobia
Oli london: People see me in the road and ask me if I'm JiMiN :)
Jimin and rest of Olilondonphobic people: Ooh my eyes, oooh my eyes!!
Important Lesson: If you ever see oLi LoNdOn on the street run away as fast you can OR just cover your eyes👀
Btw i have Olilondonphobia 🤡
Jimin and rest of Olilondonphobic people: Ooh my eyes, oooh my eyes!!
Important Lesson: If you ever see oLi LoNdOn on the street run away as fast you can OR just cover your eyes👀
Btw i have Olilondonphobia 🤡
Olilondonphobia by Hongjoongs.pantofla. January 2, 2021
oblong schlong
Just like the name implies, a cock that's oblong. It is thick at the tip, from which the shaft tapers to the base, much like a Louisville Slugger.
"I watched a video of this hot bitch brushing her teeth, in the nude, which was great until the camera panned down to show the he/she's oblong schlong whirling around like a propeller. The horror! The horror!"
oblong schlong by Nosefuckers Incorporated December 15, 2012
Oolong Tea
Oolong Tea by MikeyMaple November 26, 2017
mike oxlong
mike oxlong by tallnick June 11, 2006
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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