Olson

To throw all the garbage accumulating for weeks out of the car window while driving.

I just Olsoned all the nattys and piss jugs.

by Bigblizzys June 29, 2019

Olson

"Olson" is the name from one of the several hot-tempered family lines from North America. With ancestory ranging from scandanavia to polish, the early original angry families such as the "Olson"s migrated to North America like so many other new-world pioneers. North America's weather was and still is a tough bitch to deal with, which is what make the angry families a unique part of North American heritage.

You'll know you are an Olson WHEN..
-Either first, middle, or last name is Olson.
-You live on a farm in Canada.
-You seem to be extremely angry and exciteable.
-Every male in your family is also angry and exciteable.

Above rednecks, yet below high-class, knowing someone from such a lineage is an honor. Although some Olsons have learned to control their explosive reactions, the fact remains that you can still provoke one into an incredible frenzy of old-fashioned swearing, insulting, and fighting.

Just remember that not ALL Olsons are like this, and that there would be evidence needed to prove an "Olson" (see above).

"That angry Olson is yelling at the cows again."
"Ha ha! Lookit that Olson at it again!"

by SeriousDic-tionary October 12, 2009

Olson

To Burn Popcorn
(The captain of Burning microwavable products)

You pulled an "Olson"

It smells like somebody "olsoned the food"

by Leonard Bacchetta April 20, 2004

Olson

Extremely fat, yet still manages to be superficial and critical when it comes to the appearance of others.

"Hey, look at that fat chick!!"- Olson
"Yeah... Lose a hundred pounds or so, and then we'll talk about who's fat, ok?"- normal kid

by lovemetender49 April 15, 2011

Olson

To acknowledge something someone says but without an immediate response. An acknowledgement of what they say and a statement that you will respond soon.

Jim, that's a hard question. Olson.

by TheAussie711 January 17, 2026

olson special

a sexual favor in which a girl rides a dick very nicely and then sucks it dry.

damn you heard about that olson special?
yeah i got one and couldn't pee for a week.

by buttslut guild March 25, 2008

Olson Ratio

The Olson Ratio is a mathematical approach at valuing a woman's hotness. In its most basic form, the ratio is calculated by taking how hot the woman thinks she is by how hot she actually is. (How hot she think she is / how hot she really is) Therefore, any value above 1 means that the girl overvalues her hotness and therefore undesirable. Anything below 1, show that there is value in the woman.

Ashley thinks she is a 9 when she really is a 6. Her Olson Ratio is 1.5

by whartonbrosinbusiness August 13, 2012