old hand 

A person who is experienced at a certain activity.

He's had plenty of experience. He's an old hand at the job.

old hand by Garlicoil November 2, 2015

old hand 

When you are in a Google Meet or a Zoom call and you raise your hand, but forget to put it down so when someone calls on you, you say, "OLD HAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Teacher: Sawyer, do you have a question?
Sawyer: oLd hAnD!!!

old hand by shxdofrost March 10, 2021

If you want to use your old handle, *click here*

Not that I can't prove it immediately.

Hym "When you go to change you're pseudonym on Urban Dictionary it says 'If you want to use your old handle, *click here*' So I can recover any of my previous names at any time."

If you want to use your old handle, *click here* by Hym Iam December 8, 2025

the old right-handed circumcision ploy 

A tactic designed to divert a person's attention from what is really going on. This entails grabbing any close sharp object with the right hand and circumcising the nearest male creature.

Generally this is very successful at diverting attention, especially when undertaken without an anesthetic. We don't recommend circumcising anybody when you are taking drugs, anyway.

Well, we got away with the bank job by using the old right-handed circumcision ploy on the guard. Even though she was a woman, it did the trick.

the old right-handed circumcision ploy by ivor_crotchpayne February 5, 2010

Old Skool Handy 

To receive a handjob, in old skool style; that is, either in tophand, in a ridiculous setting, or just by being a Handyman overall.

"Hey man, what did you end up doing last night?"

"Oh, I ended up getting an old skool handy...tophand style."

"Nice...."

Old Skool Handy by Ryan Perkins January 16, 2008

sucking the old pan handle

Sucking a cock, while continually jacking it off with one or two hands and waiting for the gravy

Sally the local slapper sure does love sucking the old pan handle, before catching all the gravy.

sucking the old pan handle by pan handel sucker May 2, 2018

Shake Hands with an Old Friend 

Urinate, male version.

Excuse me for a few minutes, I have to go shake hands with an old friend.

Shake Hands with an Old Friend by JoshinLVNY May 14, 2021