Straight-Cut Timber

A massive, densely packed turd that releases itself in a straight, unpinched and untapered form. No toilet paper required.

I did my part for conserving toilet paper with that one. That was beyond a log, it was just straight-cut timber. Not sure how it flushed down.

by JoshinLVNY May 14, 2021

log-crawler

A fart that smells so bad that it must have crawled over a log (turd) in your intestine to get out.

You might want to get out of here and take the kids with you because I just released a log-crawler.

by JoshinLVNY June 03, 2018

Shake Hands with an Old Friend

Urinate, male version.

Excuse me for a few minutes, I have to go shake hands with an old friend.

by JoshinLVNY May 14, 2021

The Groundhogs are Bringing Him Breakfast

He is dead.

Hey, whatever happened to Michele? You didn't hear, the groundhogs are bringing him breakfast.

by JoshinLVNY May 14, 2021

Air Sausage

A fart that smells like cured meat

Mmmmm, I smell sausage. Don't know what you're used to where you come from but I think that's an air sausage.

by JoshinLVNY May 14, 2021