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Office coffee. A bitter, dull, sludge-like liquid people force themselves to swallow when they need a hit of caffeine but have neither the time nor the inclination to leave the office for coffee.
GUY 1: "Man, I'm so tired. Going to make myself a cup of that offee."

GUY2: Good luck with that.
Offee by seanmlee October 12, 2008
Words you can keep
The coffee which is so off that it's called Offee!
Why are you having an offee?!
Offee by Zoyka June 28, 2019

banana offee 

When one proceeds to use the peel of a banana as a masturbatory tool.
Example:

The only thing better then the banana split I had last night was the banana offee right after.
banana offee by frootfoocker August 23, 2011

barriss offee

Barriss Offee is a dumbass hating ass manipulating ass bitch.

bully offer 

An aggressive offer for a property, particularly one made out for an amount far above the asking price and way before the date that offers are to be officially accepted. A tactic some house buyers use in order to bypass the bidding war. Also is known as a pre-emptive offer.
Man! This city's real estate market is really hot! So don't wait until the date the seller asks for to make an offer. Because if you don't make an early bully offer, some other buyers will.
bully offer by infomillionaire December 3, 2009

no offense 

A phrase used to make insults seem socially acceptable.
"No offense, John, but your mom is a fucking whore."

"You've got huge bitch tits, Patrick... no offense."
no offense by bryan September 11, 2004
Word of the Day on October 29, 2009

Flex Offender 

A flex offender is someone who has been accused of flexual harassment. They flex so hard that they make others around them feel violated. Registered flex offenders are not permitted within 50 feet of a school zone.
"Wow dude, that guy has light up wheely crocs. He even has a Minecraft t-shirt"

"Yeah, he's a registered flex offender"
Word of the Day on June 18, 2025
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
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