bryan's definitions

no stats

no dice; no go; not available

derives from days of hand-computed fantasy baseball stats. overeager owners (ie. steven blank) would call and hound the commissioner for the latest league statistics. one time, a flummoxed commissioner tony picked up the phone and screamed "NO STATS" before slamming it back on its cradle.

no stats on the movie tonight, i have to work.

no stats on the chronic, my guy wasn't home.

by Bryan April 16, 2005

shooting the shit

talking with your friends in a humourous manner when in a serious situation

i was shooting the shit at the funeral, and got shot in the face.

by bryan October 27, 2003

Dank

Some thing that is extremely good.

Damn that weed is dannk

by Bryan October 18, 2003

cockhat

An asshat of epic proportions.

Robert Evans is a cockhat.

by bryan December 15, 2003

Windows Media Player

Yet more useless software from microsoft

Error 403 what the hell does that mean

by Bryan February 13, 2005

niner

an eqivalent to the number 9

Person 1:"What's the sqaure root of 81?"
Person 2:"NINER!!"

by Bryan December 28, 2005

Ass-Flag

Noun.
-A variation of Ass-Hat used to describe a person that acts in a way that is so completely non-sensical that the person cannot be described in any other way.
-The word used to describe someone that resembles the epitome of of an Ass, someone that is a symbol and a standard by which all other asses are judged.

You Ass-Flag!
That chinsy bitch was such an Ass-Flag.
Why do you always act like such an Ass-Flag?

by Bryan July 20, 2004