bryan's definitions

Pressing butt holes

To press two butt holes together and shitting in the opposite person's butt hole.

Oh that was fun, let's do it again.

by bryan April 30, 2004

Narfy

Nickname to female humans Named Frances; Fran; Franny, simply a retrofitted Rearangement of Letters

Fran = Narf; Franny = Narfy

by Bryan January 29, 2005

trucker cap

Caps that preppy teen girls wear. Usually say "Von Dutch" or "John Deere" or something to that effect.

No one takes trucker caps seriously, they're a fad that will be gone in a month or two. Take it off.

by bryan August 5, 2004

FMAWJOL

Fingering my ass while jerking off lefty

Person 1: Whatcha up to?
Person 2: fmawjol

by Bryan November 19, 2004

Emoat

A moat made of an emo's tears. Often filled with the angst and sadness of a thousand fagoths.

Bryan: Hey Emo! Go cry me an emoat! Hahahahaha! Fag!

Emo: *cries* *slits wrists* :*(

by Bryan April 28, 2005

buttercup

barths favorite word

What are you doing buttercup?

by bryan October 8, 2004

common sense

pamphlet written by Thomas Paine when the Constitution was originally written

common sence can be found at your local library

by bryan November 13, 2004