bryan's definitions

bloviate

what Bill O'Reilly tells his viewers not to do in their emails. see pithy

what O'Reilly says is his job.

No bloviating. thats my job ----O'Reilly

by bryan October 3, 2004

Pressing butt holes

To press two butt holes together and shitting in the opposite person's butt hole.

Oh that was fun, let's do it again.

by bryan April 30, 2004

Beta

Beta is French for Humongous Genetals. The renaissance brought many things to humanity aswell as a word for a big penis. They pronounce it an "o" instead of the "E" in Beta.

I played with my Beta all day , so now I am Le tired.

by Bryan March 27, 2005

desperate housewives

Great television show that airs 9 est/8 cst, that is about a buncha of "desperate housewives" uses stereotypical women.

Desperate housewives a great show! You should watch it!!!

by bryan November 21, 2004

Bowl of Oatmeal

A woman's hairy genital area. Called this because, like a bowl of oatmeal, it looks all nasty but tastes good if you don't look at it. See also Oatmeal.

Sandra lifted her skirt to reveal a hearty bowl of oatmeal beneath.

by Bryan August 27, 2003

excuse me

a better way of saying "MOVE!"

i can't think of an example...

by bryan February 4, 2005

fo shizzel my nizzel

like fuker!!!ffdjhvkgfhdvlkbn lkuh lkj hkl jh u j hj kl jh uki y o;iu oi j oij oi u i y

yo dogg im from the east coast.. fo shizzel my nizzel!!!!

by Bryan March 27, 2005