bryan's definitions

The Welder

When you're inside a wet pussy and you get her to touch one side of the socket and you touch the other, so it arcs across the genitals.

Similar to the Electric Bob.

Sparks shot outta that pussy when I did the welder on her.

by Bryan April 18, 2005

maro

A shorter way to say Camaro. One of the best cars made that will beat any Mustang on any given day.

"Have you seen Bryan's maro? Damn it's nice lookin and hella fast."

by Bryan February 27, 2005

Banter points

Used to notify how funny or not funny a statement is. Typically ranging from 0-100. Positive and negative based on the comment.

Trojan Mannnnnnnnn = somewhat funny, so +1-10 range.

I like anal beads. (if used literally) is very negative and will yeild at least a -25 banter point

by Bryan November 29, 2004

slurt

A butt-eruption that falls somewhere between a fart and crapping your pants.

Don't fart if you have a stomach ache; you might end up with a slurt.

by Bryan March 21, 2005

driscoll surprise

Well... It's when you have two fingers in the girl (Foolin around) anyways, they are your two middle fingers. You have the out two fingers sprung back and ready and at the right moment driscoll surprise or BAM! is called and bam all 4 fingers are in.

Doin a chick in the backseat of her car and BAM! Driscol SUPRISE!

by Bryan February 24, 2005

Road Crank

The act of masturbating while driving in your car.

Is that guy next to us road crankin?

by Bryan November 19, 2004

no stats

no dice; no go; not available

derives from days of hand-computed fantasy baseball stats. overeager owners (ie. steven blank) would call and hound the commissioner for the latest league statistics. one time, a flummoxed commissioner tony picked up the phone and screamed "NO STATS" before slamming it back on its cradle.

no stats on the movie tonight, i have to work.

no stats on the chronic, my guy wasn't home.

by Bryan April 16, 2005