bryan's definitions

snerk

The action of liquid coming out of one's nose when made to laugh.

Susan snerked her milk when Johnny made her laugh at the joke.

by bryan July 7, 2004

Grilled Cheese Sandwhich Pussy

A vagina that resembles a grilled cheese sandwhich.

I was about to eat that bitch out but when I got down there i spread her lips apart.... it was like a god damn grilled cheese sandwhich, man!

by Bryan November 19, 2004

monolithic

To be completely drunk.

"John came home from the party monolithic."

by Bryan January 28, 2005

trucker cap

Caps that preppy teen girls wear. Usually say "Von Dutch" or "John Deere" or something to that effect.

No one takes trucker caps seriously, they're a fad that will be gone in a month or two. Take it off.

by bryan August 5, 2004

buttercup

barths favorite word

What are you doing buttercup?

by bryan October 8, 2004

Narfy

Nickname to female humans Named Frances; Fran; Franny, simply a retrofitted Rearangement of Letters

Fran = Narf; Franny = Narfy

by Bryan January 29, 2005

Emoat

A moat made of an emo's tears. Often filled with the angst and sadness of a thousand fagoths.

Bryan: Hey Emo! Go cry me an emoat! Hahahahaha! Fag!

Emo: *cries* *slits wrists* :*(

by Bryan April 28, 2005