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A phrase used to make insults seem socially acceptable.
"No offense, John, but your mom is a fucking whore."

"You've got huge bitch tits, Patrick... no offense."
by bryan September 11, 2004

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A person who is intensely interested in a particular hobby or topic.
Rich is quite a computer nerd.

Ask Bill; he's the car nerd around here.
by Bryan August 05, 2003

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The alphabet backwards. Foreward it is abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.
Bryan: zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba!

Sam: Fag.

Bryan: I know.......
by Bryan April 28, 2005

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Someone down with the movement of love, funk and good old times.
"That Page guy is just so heady"
by Bryan May 29, 2004

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teh center of the interweb
lets go chat on nabisco
by Bryan October 13, 2004

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Kitchen Bitch: a person that is made to cook both at home and possibly at work as well
Justin is a Kitchen Bitch for his work and at home
by Bryan December 31, 2004

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Great Broadway Musical Now Running at the Neil Simon Theatre in NYC!!

It takes place in Baltimore in the 1960s and has to do with racial issues and other 60s stuff

Based on the film made by John Waters

My Favorite song is "Without Love"
by Bryan February 08, 2005

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