off-duty booty

When a cop sleeps with one of the populace he is suppose to be protecting.

From Lie to Me, season 3 episode 3.

An officer getting the number of a girl he pulled over rather than ticketing her then sleeping with her would be considered "off-duty booty."

by u2s July 10, 2011

Off-Duty Ninja

A ninja who is not currently working and is now in the guise of a civillian.

When a bank robber pointed his gun at me, he had no idea i was an off-duty ninja. He realizied later, though, when I had kicked his ass.

by trinityiam August 26, 2004

call off duty

When your girl's giving you head but you tell her to stop because you have a kill streak in call of duty

Girl: Babe why isn't this turning you on?
Guy: I have a kill streak in cod right now. Got to call off duty.

by sweatymuscles June 3, 2016

Off-Duty Ninja

A self-proclaimed "pimp ninja" that is, in actuality, a virgin, and has no game whatsoever. He/She relies on Lutheranism (preferred religion) and party tricks to make his/herself seem cool towards others.

"Man, that Off-Duty Ninja loves the cock"

by Jew Styles February 14, 2004

small off duty czeckslovakian traffic warden

A Banana

originally An outburst from Kryten on the sitcom Red Dwarf as he triyes to lie by saying that the banana is an orange

"its a orrrrrrr, its an orrrrrr its a... its a Small off duty Czeckslovakian traffic warden!"

by MaxZero September 8, 2005

small off-duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden

Not a long curved fruit which grows in clusters and has soft pulpy flesh and yellow skin when ripe.

*points at banana* what is this?
Lie: It’s a small off-duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden!

by CookieTheLoafer August 27, 2022