off-duty booty 

When a cop sleeps with one of the populace he is suppose to be protecting.

From Lie to Me, season 3 episode 3.

An officer getting the number of a girl he pulled over rather than ticketing her then sleeping with her would be considered "off-duty booty."

off-duty booty by u2s July 10, 2011

Off-Duty Ninja

A ninja who is not currently working and is now in the guise of a civillian.

When a bank robber pointed his gun at me, he had no idea i was an off-duty ninja. He realizied later, though, when I had kicked his ass.

Off-Duty Ninja by trinityiam August 26, 2004

Off-Duty Ninja

A self-proclaimed "pimp ninja" that is, in actuality, a virgin, and has no game whatsoever. He/She relies on Lutheranism (preferred religion) and party tricks to make his/herself seem cool towards others.

"Man, that Off-Duty Ninja loves the cock"

Off-Duty Ninja by Jew Styles February 14, 2004

small off duty czeckslovakian traffic warden 

A Banana

originally An outburst from Kryten on the sitcom Red Dwarf as he triyes to lie by saying that the banana is an orange

"its a orrrrrrr, its an orrrrrr its a... its a Small off duty Czeckslovakian traffic warden!"

small off duty czeckslovakian traffic warden by MaxZero September 8, 2005

small off-duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden

Not a long curved fruit which grows in clusters and has soft pulpy flesh and yellow skin when ripe.

*points at banana* what is this?
Lie: It’s a small off-duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden!

small off-duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden by CookieTheLoafer August 27, 2022

call off duty 

When your girl's giving you head but you tell her to stop because you have a kill streak in call of duty

Girl: Babe why isn't this turning you on?
Guy: I have a kill streak in cod right now. Got to call off duty.

call off duty by sweatymuscles June 3, 2016

Offduty K-9 

When you fart in a crowded room and nobody says anything, but a dog comes up and sniffs your ass.

"Dude, did you smell that offduty K-9?"

Offduty K-9 by ..::Brandon & Paul::.. November 26, 2009