Definitions by sweatymuscles

same shit different bathroom 

the act in which you pursue a second minimum wage job and are so burnt out you’re essentially grinding the same thing everyday although the difference is there are separate restrooms at both places of work in which you may hide out (or shit)

Jessica: Aren’t you getting a little burnt out at your second job?

John: Same shit different bathroom!

same shit different bathroom by sweatymuscles July 11, 2021

call off duty 

When your girl's giving you head but you tell her to stop because you have a kill streak in call of duty

Girl: Babe why isn't this turning you on?
Guy: I have a kill streak in cod right now. Got to call off duty.

call off duty by sweatymuscles June 3, 2016

netlix 

The way of inviting that girl who is dtf over really late to "watch netflix"

Guy: Want to come over right now? My parents are asleep, we can watch netflix
Girl: It's 11 and I never know if i'm coming over for netflix or netlix...

netlix by sweatymuscles June 5, 2015