Definitions by MaxZero

newark 

A town in England and a city in new jersy

it also happens to be an anagram of wanker as pointed out by the comedian Jasper Carrot

"Im from newark"
"hahaha, wanker!"

newark by MaxZero December 28, 2005

G.D.S.A.B.S syndrome 

'Gunna Do Something A Bit Silly' Syndrome
from the book 'Around Ireland with a fridge' by Tony Hawks

"alas, i had been struck down with what phychoanalysts refer to as G.D.S.A.B.S syndrome

G.D.S.A.B.S syndrome by MaxZEro October 1, 2005

small off duty czeckslovakian traffic warden 

A Banana

originally An outburst from Kryten on the sitcom Red Dwarf as he triyes to lie by saying that the banana is an orange

"its a orrrrrrr, its an orrrrrr its a... its a Small off duty Czeckslovakian traffic warden!"

small off duty czeckslovakian traffic warden by MaxZero September 8, 2005

Fido Dido 

7up mascot of the early 90s, was borght back in 2002 and has returned to standing around on the cans/bottles with some zany quip in a thorght bubble.

Deemed the king of cool from his laid back personality and vacent expressions

"Whose that dude with the triangular head here?"
"Thats Fido, hes on my pencil case"

Fido Dido by MaxZero September 8, 2005