SUGARFREE
SUGARFREE by JAZZY FRE$H January 13, 2008
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Sugarfree Red Bull
Like, I was so totally wired from drinking some Sugarfree Red Bull, I stayed up all night and destroyed my jeans. Like chyeah, that stuff is sex, so totally orgasmic.
Sugarfree Red Bull by Nicole is so sceneXcore December 17, 2005
Sugarfree Diet Soda
Nuclear waste. DO NOT CONSUME. Not recommended under any conditions. Drink Sand, not sugarfree diet soda.
Sugarfree Diet Soda by Xbot5432 January 22, 2007
Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears
The best-tasting super-laxative on the fucking planet. Will efficiently evacuate any fecal matter you have had in your bowels for the past five years. WARNING: MUST BE TAKEN IN SMALL DOSES. An overdose has been known to leave a 250-pound manly-man crying on the bathroom floor. Be careful.
Constipated Man: Hey, I'm plugged up. Can I get some Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears?
His Buddy: Yeah, here's a bag. Don't forget to only have a few.
Constipated Man: (Proceeds to eat entire 8-ounce bag)
TWO HOURS LATER
Constipated Man: (Laying on the floor crying) OMFG SATAN OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
His Buddy: Yeah, here's a bag. Don't forget to only have a few.
Constipated Man: (Proceeds to eat entire 8-ounce bag)
TWO HOURS LATER
Constipated Man: (Laying on the floor crying) OMFG SATAN OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears by tcp3059 May 4, 2014
Simply Sugarfree
A wonderful comic done by a teenage boy. Well-drawn and funny as hell. You can tell the artist puts a lot of work into it, and in my personal opinion they should publish their work.
Girl: Have you read the new update of Simply Sugarfree?
Boy: No, is it good?
Girl: Gosh, it's the best thing ever!
Boy: No, is it good?
Girl: Gosh, it's the best thing ever!
Simply Sugarfree by DaBoss:) October 14, 2009
sugar free gummy bears
Sugar free gummy bears are the reason your ass will turn into a brown Niagara falls. After eating about 20 of them all hell broke loose in my bowels. In my bowels, something was happening that I never imagined could have happened to me. Sweating, cramps, bloating. I've ate Indian curry, and the end result was like smelling daisies in a meadow compared to the end result of eating sugar free gummy bears. Then came the flatulence, DEAR GOD THE FLATULENCE. The sounds were like trumpets calling demons from the pit of hell. The stench was worse than that of a thousand rotting corpses. One more minute in that bathroom and I would have died of choking on my own putrid fumes. What came out of me felt like someone trying to funnel Niagara falls through a coffee straw. AND IT LASTED FOR HOURS. I felt so violated when it was over.
Dude 1: I just ate some sugar free gummy bears, and they wur pretty good.
Dude 2: You are going to be in the bathroom for a long, long time
Dude 1: No I'm not
*one hour later*
Dude 1's asshole: *water fall sounds*
Dude 1: OH GOD WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dude 2: You are going to be in the bathroom for a long, long time
Dude 1: No I'm not
*one hour later*
Dude 1's asshole: *water fall sounds*
Dude 1: OH GOD WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sugar free gummy bears by chaeg January 28, 2014
Sugar-Free Sugar High
Jane: GUESS WHO'S GOING TO L.A.!!!
Lily: OMG REALLY??? :D :D :D Road trip!!!
Jane: I KNOW RIGHT!!! It's gonna be soooo much fun!
John: What's with the sugar-free sugar high?
Lily: OMG REALLY??? :D :D :D Road trip!!!
Jane: I KNOW RIGHT!!! It's gonna be soooo much fun!
John: What's with the sugar-free sugar high?
Sugar-Free Sugar High by Ratlove<3 March 25, 2009