SUGARFREE

When your feeling sad;down

Did you see jazzy?
Yea she was feelin Sugarfree

by JAZZY FRE$H January 13, 2008

Sugarfree Red Bull

1. 100 calories less than the regular stuff
2. Gets you way more wired
3. Sex in a can

Like, I was so totally wired from drinking some Sugarfree Red Bull, I stayed up all night and destroyed my jeans. Like chyeah, that stuff is sex, so totally orgasmic.

by Nicole is so sceneXcore December 17, 2005

Sugarfree Diet Soda

Nuclear waste. DO NOT CONSUME. Not recommended under any conditions. Drink Sand, not sugarfree diet soda.

Sugarfree Diet Soda is actually browned toilet water mixed with horse radish.

by Xbot5432 January 22, 2007

Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears

The best-tasting super-laxative on the fucking planet. Will efficiently evacuate any fecal matter you have had in your bowels for the past five years. WARNING: MUST BE TAKEN IN SMALL DOSES. An overdose has been known to leave a 250-pound manly-man crying on the bathroom floor. Be careful.

Constipated Man: Hey, I'm plugged up. Can I get some Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears?

His Buddy: Yeah, here's a bag. Don't forget to only have a few.

Constipated Man: (Proceeds to eat entire 8-ounce bag)

TWO HOURS LATER

Constipated Man: (Laying on the floor crying) OMFG SATAN OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by tcp3059 May 4, 2014

Simply Sugarfree

A wonderful comic done by a teenage boy. Well-drawn and funny as hell. You can tell the artist puts a lot of work into it, and in my personal opinion they should publish their work.

Girl: Have you read the new update of Simply Sugarfree?
Boy: No, is it good?
Girl: Gosh, it's the best thing ever!

by DaBoss:) October 14, 2009

sugar free gummy bears

Sugar free gummy bears are the reason your ass will turn into a brown Niagara falls. After eating about 20 of them all hell broke loose in my bowels. In my bowels, something was happening that I never imagined could have happened to me. Sweating, cramps, bloating. I've ate Indian curry, and the end result was like smelling daisies in a meadow compared to the end result of eating sugar free gummy bears. Then came the flatulence, DEAR GOD THE FLATULENCE. The sounds were like trumpets calling demons from the pit of hell. The stench was worse than that of a thousand rotting corpses. One more minute in that bathroom and I would have died of choking on my own putrid fumes. What came out of me felt like someone trying to funnel Niagara falls through a coffee straw. AND IT LASTED FOR HOURS. I felt so violated when it was over.

Dude 1: I just ate some sugar free gummy bears, and they wur pretty good.
Dude 2: You are going to be in the bathroom for a long, long time
Dude 1: No I'm not
*one hour later*
Dude 1's asshole: *water fall sounds*
Dude 1: OH GOD WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by chaeg January 28, 2014

Sugar-Free Sugar High

A high created by pure adrenaline or excitement, not drug or sugar induced.

Jane: GUESS WHO'S GOING TO L.A.!!!
Lily: OMG REALLY??? :D :D :D Road trip!!!
Jane: I KNOW RIGHT!!! It's gonna be soooo much fun!
John: What's with the sugar-free sugar high?

by Ratlove<3 March 25, 2009