obteen

someone who is annoying when hes with his friends but hes cool by himself

dude, your being an obteen right now

by mardydom September 27, 2009

Osteentatious

Showy; pretentious. Interested in the cosmetic. Preaches but doesn't practice what he preaches.

Joel had a chance to open up his church to suffering Houstonians. He reminded us all how osteentatious he is when he chose to lock his TV mega-church up instead.

by Mr. Dyche August 28, 2017

Joel Osteen

A inspirational speaker who is over paid and takes money from anyone and everyone. Someone who had to endure public lashouts against him to motivate him to do the right thing. An actual piece of human shit.

I just took the biggest joel osteen.

by thatjedikid_ August 30, 2017

Joel Osteen

A born again Christian who runs the largest Christian church in the United States. He and his father founded "Prosperity Gospel Christianity". His primary message is that if you are a "good Christian", you will make money, and that the bible says you should make money and be rich. When, in fact, the bible says exactly the opposite, and it is something that Jesus explicitly warned against.

He recieved some heavy criticism for refusing to open up his 16,800-seat Lakewood Church to victims of Hurricane Harvey in 2017.

"Did you make it to church today? Joel Osteen sure had a wild service."
"Joel Osteen only cares about money."

by Roudydogg1 March 23, 2019

omteen

A long unknown period of time.

Here in hot Arizona it hasn't rained in omteen days!

by talk2me-JCH2 October 19, 2022

Joel osteen

Evil preacher who preaches for millions of dollars but wont lift a finger until guilt tripped to help hurricane victims hes litterly leading over 7 million people straight to hell in a handbasket . A true pawn of the antichrist.

Joel osteen is a pawn of satan.

by frien June 14, 2019

obtenebration

Shadowing/darkening or being shadowed/darkened. Obtenebrate means simply shadowy.

Obtenebration can add a grungy feel to any painting.

by Nathan July 17, 2004