Osteening 

someone who panders and sucks up to people and wants everyone to like them

The president was Osteening the US congress today

Osteening by Svetlana Svetikova fan November 15, 2009

Osteenite 

Osteenites are those who follow the teachings of the Osteen. They believe that every day should be a Friday and that while proclaiming to be Christian that Jesus has only tertiary significance to their faith. While professing to be a sect of Christianity the teachings followed by Osteenites more closely resemble those of Dr. Norman Vincent Peale ("Power of Positive Thinking") or Rhonda Byrne ("The Secret"). Osteenites are also known to on occasion practice "Meyerism".

"OMG SALLY! HAVE YOU READ "YOUR BEST LIFE NOW"!?!? It changed my life! I am flying to Houston next week to go to Lakewood Church and am selling off all of my possessions and donating the money! It's ok though, as long as I stay positive I'll have TONS of money again in no time, and not a single care in the world!" "Chris, you're acting like a total Osteenite, knock it off."

Osteenite by Everydaysawednesday September 17, 2012

Steening 

1.Physically moving slowly, lazily without realizing its happening and, in fact believing the opposite.

2. Believing one's actions to be achieving more while in reality accomplishing very little.

Went steening today! Woke up at 1:00 PM, ate chipotle and hit the gym for three hours. I took my mass gainer and then made my way slowly around the gym talking to any big meet head i could find about gains... Did tons of high weight sets of bench press and biceps curls with tons of rest in between. Solid workout

Steening by schwimjob January 18, 2015

Ostering 

The act of shaveing ones pubic hairs and distributeing them over someones property.

He just Osterd taht guys locker. I just got in trouple for Ostering.

Ostering by Magoogan March 10, 2010