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Osteenite 

Osteenites are those who follow the teachings of the Osteen. They believe that every day should be a Friday and that while proclaiming to be Christian that Jesus has only tertiary significance to their faith. While professing to be a sect of Christianity the teachings followed by Osteenites more closely resemble those of Dr. Norman Vincent Peale ("Power of Positive Thinking") or Rhonda Byrne ("The Secret"). Osteenites are also known to on occasion practice "Meyerism".
"OMG SALLY! HAVE YOU READ "YOUR BEST LIFE NOW"!?!? It changed my life! I am flying to Houston next week to go to Lakewood Church and am selling off all of my possessions and donating the money! It's ok though, as long as I stay positive I'll have TONS of money again in no time, and not a single care in the world!" "Chris, you're acting like a total Osteenite, knock it off."
Osteenite by Everydaysawednesday September 17, 2012
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Steening 

1.Physically moving slowly, lazily without realizing its happening and, in fact believing the opposite.

2. Believing one's actions to be achieving more while in reality accomplishing very little.
Went steening today! Woke up at 1:00 PM, ate chipotle and hit the gym for three hours. I took my mass gainer and then made my way slowly around the gym talking to any big meet head i could find about gains... Did tons of high weight sets of bench press and biceps curls with tons of rest in between. Solid workout
Steening by schwimjob January 18, 2015

Ostering 

The act of shaveing ones pubic hairs and distributeing them over someones property.
He just Osterd taht guys locker. I just got in trouple for Ostering.
Ostering by Magoogan March 10, 2010
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026