by Svetlana Svetikova fan November 15, 2009
Not welcomed.
by Mojefro August 31, 2017
They needed a place to stay, but he osteened them. They slept on the street.
After we hooked up, she thought she was going to spend the night. Had to osteen her.
After we hooked up, she thought she was going to spend the night. Had to osteen her.
by CnDpUG September 1, 2017
Osteen, otherwise known as "O-Town" or the "Big O", is filled with rednecks, crackhouses and cows. This is perhaps one of the most worthless cities in Florida. There is a variety of things to do: from goin to the "Pit"(a local hangout for the rednecks and sometimes ricans that wanna-be rednecks) to gettin drunk out in the field (cow pastures/ backyard) to "muddin" and "4 wheelin" to pickin up the prostitutes on maytown and much more. If you want some drugs just go right on down 4-15. However after a late night of gettin fucked up a nice hangover remedie is the Osteen Diner. Be careful of the dog-food aisle at walmart in the wee hours of the morning because of on going fights between the "bloods" and the "crips". it gets pretty dangerous. Also you will never pass the "Handyway" without seeing atleast two 15ft lifted trucks.
Osteen = Florida's shithole.
Osteen = Florida's shithole.
"HEY MAN WERE GOIN TO THE BIG O"
"ALRIGHT DUDE....SEE YA THERE!!!"
"Hey you goin to the Osteen tonight?"
"Nah man im black. I'll get hung out there"
"ALRIGHT DUDE....SEE YA THERE!!!"
"Hey you goin to the Osteen tonight?"
"Nah man im black. I'll get hung out there"
by AimeeMessup January 21, 2009
to verbally assault someone to the point of causing hemeroids much like the wife of megachurch evangelist Joel Osteen Victoria.
by Forenzie August 25, 2008
to verbally assault someone to the point of causing hemeroids much like the wife of megachurch evangelist Joel Osteen Victoria.
by Forenzie August 25, 2008
Not welcomed.
After losing our home in a flood and in desperate need of a shelter, we were Osteened by our local pastor.
by Mojefro August 31, 2017